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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 19 September 2010 - 09:36 PM
gregwhitworth, on 20 September 2010 - 12:01 AM, said:
Wait a second. NeoTifa is actually a woman!?
There is only one person that can speak to that- Gloin.
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:04 AM
gregwhitworth, on 20 September 2010 - 03:01 AM, said:
Wait a second. NeoTifa is actually a woman!? This whole time I thought it was a 14 year old boy that thought he was pulling some crappy prank.
Hey! Welcome to the intarwebz! You're obviously new here so lemme help you out with the rules...or one of them anyway.
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:15 AM
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:20 AM
macosxnerd101, on 20 September 2010 - 12:15 PM, said:
Not true. BenignDesign is a girl. Right? Right?!! RIGHT?!! 
You know what girl stands for on the internet?
Guy
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Life
Girls on the internet are a myth. Like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and "just the tip".
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:37 AM
I was born female, but thanks to Hank's House of Life-Altering Surgery, I'm not anymore! For just $37.49 you too can enjoy all the benefits of being a man! The possibilities are endless: standing up to pee, farting in public, scratching your testicles at the dinner table, avoiding housework by sleeping in a recliner, and much, much more! Come on down to Hank's today and take advantage of our buy one teste get the second free limited time offer! Tell your friends! Tell your neighbors! Tell your mom! Then load up the car and come on over to Hank's House of Life-Altering Surgery! You'll be glad you did!
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:46 AM
BenignDesign, on 20 September 2010 - 12:37 PM, said:
...standing up to pee, farting in public, scratching your testicles at the dinner table, avoiding housework by sleeping in a recliner, and much, much more!
You say that like it's a bad thing. Are you suggesting I should scratch someone else's balls in between bites of tuna noodle cassarole? How awkward would that be? What if the other guy had already scratched them himself and I reach over to help? He's already done. Any more would just seem like overdoing it. Not to mention the awkward conversational pause where everyone at the table is wondering if I was truly trying to help or if I was just momentarily afflicted with t3h gh3y.
Besides, if the women at the table did the scratching nobody would be complaining much at all, now would they? See? I'm all for women's rights. "Anything a man can do a woman can do better"? Damn right...and that includes scratching my ballsack at the supper table. Stop being lazy and inattentive to your man in his itchy moments!
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:49 AM
No, genius. The comparison was scratching your testicles (as a man) vs. having no testicles to scratch (as a woman). Get with the freaking program already!
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:53 AM
I thought women could have as many as they wanted?
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:55 AM
Pish posh!
You're simply jealous that our itches can be solved by mere scratching whereas yours involve yeast and are solved by shoving a gelatin capsule filled with God knows what into places best left undescribed in polite company.
You're simply jealous that our itches can be solved by mere scratching whereas yours involve yeast and are solved by shoving a gelatin capsule filled with God knows what into places best left undescribed in polite company.
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Re: I != Skyhawk133
Posted 20 September 2010 - 06:55 AM
Oh FFS.
And I'm not really a woman. There are no women on teh interwebz.
And I'm not really a woman. There are no women on teh interwebz.
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