[gabehabe]

What do you have in your office to break the mundanity?

I've got a USB pet rock, and I just got an avenging unicorn. Want an avenging narwhal but they're out of stock. We'll be getting some glow in the dark zombies and b-movie victims soon too!

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This post has been edited by gabehabe: 21 October 2010 - 05:15 AM

[PhunkRabbit]

I had a black christmas tree with stella beer mats hanging from it that was up all year round at my last place, havnt done anything here yet though. I am still thinking of ideas, I like the thought of a usb pet rock though!

[NeoTifa]

Wtf? What does a USB pet rock do? Is it at least memory?

[Sergio Tapia]

I have a 16'' dildo with a suction cup on the base just flopping about on my desk. I don't like it when the cleaning lady comes in to dust it. She takes just a little too long cleaning it.

[gabehabe]

NeoTifa, on 21 October 2010 - 11:28 AM, said:

Wtf? What does a USB pet rock do? Is it at least memory?

Nope. It plays fun games, like who can exist the longest.

[blutrane]

No toys personally yet, cuz they're moving my workspace

but my friend was thinking of this



yes they do what you think they do

[AlbuquerqueApache]

I think I'm going to get an Orion slave girl that dances and put it on my desk.

This post has been edited by AlbuquerqueApache: 21 October 2010 - 06:56 AM

[NeoTifa]

Sergio Tapia, on 21 October 2010 - 06:30 AM, said:

I have a 16'' dildo with a suction cup on the base just flopping about on my desk. I don't like it when the cleaning lady comes in to dust it. She takes just a little too long cleaning it.

Wait, what?! You have a cleaning lady?!

[raziel_]

comes with every deadline my boss give me

EDIT: it kinda looks like Neo avatar

This post has been edited by NoBrain: 21 October 2010 - 07:27 AM

[gabehabe]

I have to clean my own office. Which is why there's an inch of dust, a dead daddy long legs and several dead flies on my windowsill.

[NeoTifa]

We contract out, but she only comes like 2 times a month. I have wire insulation and bits of wire all over my floor, not to mention the rice

[Alex6788]

NoBrain, on 21 October 2010 - 08:26 AM, said:

EDIT: it kinda looks like Neo avatar

Of course it looks like her avatar, it's hello kitty that's her avatar.

This post has been edited by Alex6788: 21 October 2010 - 07:32 AM

[NeoTifa]

That's actually a kawaii Jap vibrator marketed as a massager.

This post has been edited by NeoTifa: 21 October 2010 - 07:34 AM

[raziel_]

it do wonders for your neck

[tlhIn`toq]

Does an espresso maker count as an office toy? What about a poodle?

Actually I have two chairs: One standard and one ergonomic.
I set a 1 hour countdown on my iPhone. Every hour I get up and swap chairs, do something whether it be take a short walk to the 7-11, do the dishes, play with the dog, hang a shelf... just something off my ToDoList. Then sit down in the other chair and code some more. Swapping between the two chairs has been the best thing for long-term work.