[supersloth]

they didn't.

[skyhawk133]

supersloth, on 10 November 2010 - 10:02 AM, said:

once i was totally gonna get laid at a party (still a virgin at the time, this was a BIG DEAL), but was drunk and said some shit to the chick and instead she left the room crying. there were lots of people, ready with immediate shock and ridicule.


GOOD TIMES.

I remember the day you came to work and told this story. Oh man. You were somethin' else back then Mr. Rivera. Somethin' else!

[Sergio Tapia]

supersloth, on 10 November 2010 - 01:40 PM, said:

they didn't.

No man, they totally did! I got laid three times that year; I attribute it to that incident. When I was in high school I was in the basketball team but I wasn't a jock. Then I flipped to the track team, one a 800m endurance run then quit that. By the 4th grade I was a certified jack of all trades.

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RANDOM SHIT THAT'S OFF TOPIC!

if you thoroughly shuffle an ordinary deck of 52 playing cards, chances are practically 100% that the resulting arrangement of cards has never before existed.

[Christoph]

BUT YOU STILL CAN'T SPELL WON, LOSER. Give that trophy back.

[pandaman]

During my Web Design and Development Class, we were talking about my recently married teacher. Someone asked him what he got for his wedding, and while he was listing what he got, I said "Handcuffs!" to my friend. At that moment, the class got quiet and everyone heard me say Handcuffs. And my teacher gave me the strangest look. *facepalm*

[no2pencil]

One of my 1st IT employers, I was working as support for a 3 building factory. I was in someone else's cube working on her computer. I got an urgent phone call & needed to phone the Presidents son ( he also worked there ). The extension for the desk I was sitting at was something like 276, & his name was Seth. The combination of Seth & six didn't end well. I paged for Sex, 276. I heard a ton of female 'giggling' followed by "OMG, what is he doing in your cube? Running a whore house?"

Another awkward moment was in the 7th grade. In both the 7th & 8th grade we had to take either music or choir. I took choir. So we were doing a 'performance' & just as it was over, my friend Jim walks up to me, refers to me by my last name & says "catch me I'm gonna faint". Well I'm thinking to myself How does he know he's gonna faint? & blam, he hits the ground. So for the longest time he always said "Oh yeah, you can count on him, he'll never let you down".

[blutrane]

Sergio Tapia, on 10 November 2010 - 11:39 AM, said:

I had that happen to me once as well but I didn't hide it. Chicks seemed to dig it.

Pre embarrassment 8th grade me = white, glasses, scrawny with high waters and fuzzy cowlick that never laid flat.



@no2pencil

Ah the joys of office humor in a sexual connotation