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BenignDesign, on 08 December 2010 - 11:37 AM, said:
Do I dare ask what a "Moose alert" is?
That chick from You Can't Do That On Television... ?
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 12:11 PM
Does she have horns?
Is she fat?
She has hooves?
She lives in Canada?
She's a man in tight pants?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US!?!?!?!
Is she fat?
She has hooves?
She lives in Canada?
She's a man in tight pants?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US!?!?!?!
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 12:12 PM
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 12:48 PM
There are times when I'm away from a site for a time, blissfully rediscovering the absolute life-affirming joy of free intarwebz pr0nography, online gaming and productive work. And then I wander back to the site I left only to find, as I enter, that I have stepped into a large, watery, marginally viscous puddle of putrefying shit that could only be the product of one semi-warm (cause really, she ain't hawt) vacuous, dipshit of an attention whore posed against a veritable army of swinging nerd dicks whose last encounter with actual female reproductive organs ended with a slap on the ass and a circumcision.
Then there are other times when I'm away from a site that...
...actually, never mind. This is the first kind.
Then there are other times when I'm away from a site that...
...actually, never mind. This is the first kind.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 12:54 PM
I love you, Craigy. Have my mutant spawn?
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 01:08 PM
BenignDesign, on 08 December 2010 - 01:54 PM, said:
I love you, Craigy. Have my mutant spawn?
You're just looking for an excuse to savor a glance at my ass. Tifa tried too and I had to politely decline for her own good.
Believe me, just one nanosecond of being exposed to the incomparable majesty of my exquisite fundament would ruin you forever for the rest of the males of the species. Even animals, were you into such things, would be all like "damn...can't follow that".
Except it would sound like "woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof" or your appropriate preferred species equivalent.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 02:26 PM
supersloth, on 08 December 2010 - 12:03 PM, said:
I'm pretty sure she's some sort of evil genius.
I would just like to point out that She incited the riot that is this thread and hasn't posted since i believe like page 3.... Not that i actually would want to prove supersloth right, but I think he might be in this instance.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 03:13 PM
plus, you don't need to prove me right, i just am right, no matter what you say.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 03:45 PM
So, you're a virgin huh?
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