So Valentine's Day is coming up

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#31 CharlieMay   User is offline

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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 01:24 PM

View PostNeverPool, on 10 February 2011 - 08:26 AM, said:

Going to ask out a hot girl, get rejected, play xbox and try not to think about it.

Same thing every year.

You just need a better pick-up line, try this one:

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chlorophyll to you?"

...Works every time.
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#32 hookiethe1   User is offline

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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 01:27 PM

^^Chloroform is the one you want, works way better.
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 02:03 PM

I would imagine chlorophyll to smell earthy and green.
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 02:07 PM

Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll!
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 05:10 PM

O'Doyle rules!
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 05:18 PM

Kudos to B9 on the first page. You actually made me lol.

Now, for the (far too rare in the CL) serious response to the questiom:
Nothing. My girlfriend has class and then works until 6:15 on Monday so we won't be doing anything special for Valentine's day. Instead we have opted to celebrate it over the weekend when we will be going out for dinner at the Cheesecake Factory (well, assuming we can get a seat at least) and then I am planning on taking her for a walk to the small river/pond where we had our first kiss. I would tell you all what I got her, but on the off chance that she reads the forums I don't want to have the suprise spoiled. I'll post back on Sunday.

PS - To sloth, gabe, and #2: If I catch any of you following us around I'll be calling the police. No stalkers allowed! :)
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#37 Jstall   User is offline

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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 05:23 PM

I will most likely get my wife some flowers, take her to dinner and try not to act like an asshole the whole day.
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 05:30 PM

then you'll get drunk and pee in her butt and that whole try-not-to-act-like-an-asshole thing will be ruined.
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 05:33 PM

An, in; what's the difference?
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 05:40 PM

View PostJstall, on 10 February 2011 - 05:23 PM, said:

I will most likely get my wife some flowers, take her to dinner and try not to act like an asshole the whole day.

send the flowers to her work. half the reason women love flowers is because other women know they got them.

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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 07:07 PM

LOL, Wow.. Just wow, I can't believe I wrote chlorophyll instead of chloroform. I guess that's what happens when you don't re-read your post. Anyway... I think you get the drift :D
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 10 February 2011 - 09:21 PM

We actually had plans for a nice night, that was before I read 's post. I really like his idea & may have to surprise her with more than just flowers!
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 11 February 2011 - 12:51 AM

View Postsupersloth, on 10 February 2011 - 05:40 PM, said:

send the flowers to her work. half the reason women love flowers is because other women know they got them.


I think that's exactly what I'll do! Great idea.. Major browny points comming my way!
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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 11 February 2011 - 03:47 PM

I got this one in the bag.

For Missus Thorian,

USB NES controller so she can play some Zelda on her PC

LoZ Card that says it is dangerous to go alone take this in side is link with a full heart. Attached inplace of the heart in the card I have a 10th century Gold Nordic heart shaped brooch.

This post has been edited by Thorian: 11 February 2011 - 03:51 PM

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Re: So Valentine's Day is coming up

Posted 14 February 2011 - 03:29 PM

Got the wife a nice card and a Nook Color. Huzzzah
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