[NeoTifa]

Last accident? Some dude rear ended me my senior year of high school ... 3 years ago. The only thing I've done to potentially raise my insurance is get a speeding ticket, but it was waived since it was my first and only ticket. Also, to be fair, I had lived there for like 10 years and never saw a sign there. It was always hiding behind the tree branches. Hell, I thought I was going under. Meh.

I hate wearing steel-toed boots that are all laced up and tight then getting a major itch on your toes, thus preventing you from just smashing it with your other foot to itch it and causing you to try to rip said boot off, but it's always too slow taking it off because you gotta undo all the laces and shit. Hate that.

[Curtis Rutland]

creativecoding, on 11 April 2011 - 11:33 PM, said:

I have a never ending list of pet peves. I seem to discover new things each day.

1. Lag
2. Kids
3. Little kids
4. High pitched voices (chicks are excluded, to a point)
5. Highly religious people that attempt to get me to join their church.
6. Awkward conversations with said religious people.
7. When my stupid computer freezes up all the time (I'm thinking of doing a clean install)
8. Little kids
9. Kids who talk about 4chan
10. Kids who bring memes into real life. It's okay to a point, but in excess, stfu.
11. When someone steals my idea/content/stuff
12. 12-year-olds
13. Holier-than-thou people
14. People who say "trollface" in real life. You don't know how to troll.
15. Getting rep'd up, then rep'd back down.
16. That one spot I can't reach to itch
18. CODfags (general non-stop video games talk)
17. CODfags - The ones who think they know everything about weapons
18. CODfags - The ones who think they can blow someones face off with their "akimbo shotguns" and that they are superhuman with abilities to "own" in wars and such.
19. Really stupid people. At first it's okay, then funny, then extremely annoying.
20. People who laugh during sad shit - Some kid started to laugh and cracked a joke stating how "this isn't going to bring anyone back" while a family talks about how they kid was gunned down in front of their home.

And the list goes on and on...

I find a surprising amount of irony in this post.

[NeoTifa]

I hate coming home from a long, hard, stressful day of work and school, and all I want to do is just relax and shoot some zombies, but every game/lobby I go to is all like "Oh my god, you retarded fucking kid! How old are you, like 10? Does your mommy know you're playing this? Fuck this, I'm outtie. I'm sick of babysitting, anyways!" and my whole team ragequits. Nobody believes, or gives me the chance to explain, that I'm a girl and not a 10 year old boy. Then as soon as I can get it out, they all start freaking out asking for tits and being all white knight and shit. One dude even proposed. What. The. Fuck.

[Curtis Rutland]

Just say you don't have a mic. It's sad, but it's about the only way you'll keep from getting e-raped by these sex-starved basement-dwellers. And the other ones, the "sandwich, now" type...yeah. Pretty pathetic.

Of course, then there's the "gamer grrrl" that can't wait to tell everyone that she's a girl, and that she's playing a guys' game, and how girls play games too, and how bla bla bla..." They're just as bad as any of the others.

This post has been edited by Curtis Rutland: 12 April 2011 - 07:44 AM

[modi123_1]

Personally I hate the rain and sunny weather, and I hate the beach and mountains too (yeah boo hoo to me). Additionally I don't like a thing about the city, and ,ironically, I hate the country side too!

It's not unknown that I don't like a thing about your mother, and I hate your daddy's guts too. While on the topics of family members I don't like a thing about your sister because I think sex (with her) is overrated too.

Ultimately what I am trying to get across is: I get sick when I'm around, I can't stand to be around, I hate everything about you! Yes I hate everything about you.

Sure some say I got a bad attitude, but that don't change the way I feel about you. Ff you think this thought might bring me down I implore you look again cause I ain't wear'in no frown!

Lastly I would repeat: I don't really care about your sister, forget the little bitch cause I already kissed her.

[hookiethe1]

People who quote songs for posts.

[lordofduct]

creativecoding, on 11 April 2011 - 09:33 PM, said:

20. People who laugh during sad shit - Some kid started to laugh and cracked a joke stating how "this isn't going to bring anyone back" while a family talks about how they kid was gunned down in front of their home.

I don't know the specifics of the story you're referring to. But in general humour and comedy are common reactions to dealing with painful topics. You'd be very surprised how effective it is.

I couldn't tell you how many jokes I cracked at the funerals of all my dead family members. It's much easier to deal with the fact your father and brother are dead if you can at least laugh through it.

Even outsiders crack jokes about it because it breaks the tension and calms their nerves. But if they're like yelling it for the grieving party to hear, that's rude. Like this asshole who told me at my Dad's funeral, "I bet you wished you believed in Jesus now, eh ::chuckle::". A year later his wife was leaving him and he wanted to commit suicide, I told him as I was leaving his house, "How's that Jesus working out for you, eh? ::chuckle::"

[NeoTifa]

Curtis Rutland, on 12 April 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

Just say you don't have a mic. It's sad, but it's about the only way you'll keep from getting e-raped by these sex-starved basement-dwellers. And the other ones, the "sandwich, now" type...yeah. Pretty pathetic.

Of course, then there's the "gamer grrrl" that can't wait to tell everyone that she's a girl, and that she's playing a guys' game, and how girls play games too, and how bla bla bla..." They're just as bad as any of the others.

Well, it's a detrament to the team when you have to stop and type to ask something, because in those 3 seconds it takes to type "I'm out of ammo" or somehting there's like 10 zombies eating you, and I only play expert, so that's why. It's not that I'm flaunting it, I just don't want to suck because I'm typing. I'm sure you've all had those people on your team, and know how horrible it is.

[Curtis Rutland]

I figured you weren't. The big reason I don't spend much time in any multiplayer (except WoW...figure how that works) is twofold: assholes and elitists. It's damn hard to find places where you can be somewhat new and not get yelled at for learning. And of course, the assholes are assholes regardless of your own expertise.

Plus it's damn embarrassing to hear a woman come on and then 15 guys simultaneously lose their minds. I'd just rather not be part of that group.

[creativecoding]

21. When the lobby freaks out over a girl gamer entering.
22. When a girl gamer announces she is a girl.

"I find a surprising amount of irony in this post. "
How so?"

[supersloth]

he's saying you are an annoying little kid/4chaner/codfag.

the fact you didn't get it really only helps his case.

This post has been edited by supersloth: 12 April 2011 - 09:36 AM

[NeoTifa]

Nothing wrong with going to 4chan, just as long as you don't normally break rules 1 and 2 of the internet. I try not to, but sometimes the pics I find there I think you might find amusing.

[Curtis Rutland]

The annoying thing about 4chan is when 4channers bring stuff back with them to all the other people who just don't give a shit about it.

[dorknexus]

Quote

Some dude rear ended me my senior year of high school

that is all.

[hookiethe1]

Great. Now I have to ask what are rules 1 and 2 of the internet, and I really hope it's not something lame like:
1. Never talk about 4chan.
2. Never talk about 4chan.