[lordofduct]

I guess that is for Belgium...?

I would think the more Mediterranean areas would be the warmest. Maybe that's why he's saying it's weird.

[BenignDesign]

In Pennsyltucky, the weather is intentionally fucking with me.

Every day it's the same thing... I spend all day cooped up in an office, staring out the window at a clear, blue sky filled with fluffy white clouds. I stare longingly at the lush green grass and budding trees until it's time to go home. I hop in my car, pick up the kids at the sitter, and head for home.

I hang my bags on the hook inside the door, put the dogs out, and make tinkles in my windowless bathroom. While in said bathroom, I typically resolve to change into shorts and sneakers and FINALLY get the lawn mowed. But all for naught. For every day, when I leave my little windowless indoor outhouse, the rain is pelting the windows like bullets in a drive-by and the dogs are huddled, soggy and terrified, on the back porch.

Every. Fucking. Day.

On weekends, it just says "Fuck you" and rains continuously. Unless I'm in the middle of the grocery store. Then the rain will stop and the sun will come out just long enough for me to race through the check-out line. As soon as I swipe my card, the rain starts again... mocking me, disguising its laughter as rumbling thunder. Bitch.

[supersloth]

it's pretty nice here. maybe a little too breezy? it'll calm down soon.

[Christoph]

supersloth, on 28 April 2011 - 09:55 AM, said:

it's pretty nice here. maybe a little too breezy? it'll calm down soon.

Sounds like you need to put some pants on

[supersloth]

not on pantless thursdays.

[Christoph]

Sounds good, I'm going to join the winning team.

[Magixion]

It's been sporadic here in Utah. Sunny and warm one day to raining or even snowing the next. Its the perfect time for me to go up and go snowboarding and skiing on the weekends, though. I can just wear some thermals and a t shirt and rock out with my cock out on the mountain.

[BenignDesign]

Glad I'm nowhere near Utah.

[hookiethe1]

Same, as if I needed another reason...

[Magixion]

That hurts, guys, that hurts. Utah doesn't sound better than Pennsyltucky?!

I promise its not as bad as people make it out to be.

This post has been edited by Magixion: 28 April 2011 - 10:32 AM

[BenignDesign]

It's not the weather we're avoiding, sweetpea. It's your wee-wee.

[Magixion]

Damnit.... that's the third time I have heard that this week.

[Sethro117]

Ive thought about moving to Salt Late City before but that dream has been dashed.

[Christoph]

Silly mormons