[BlueCube]

February 20, 2007 | Issue 12-a

INDIANAPOLIS, IN- People have always said that a healthy breakfast has to be healthy. I woke up this morning and I drank a Mountain Dew for breakfast. I feel soooooo good. They are wrong. MOUNTAIN DEW 4TW!

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[William_Wilson]

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a great way t

what...?

I've read things on MD lowering sperm counts, etc... i realize this is likely in massive amounts, but i still prefer to stay clear for the most part.

[dr_worm]

We just got done watching Super Size Me in Health and Wellness, and I think I'm prolly about to die, given my diet. Based on the findings of that movie, we actually have:

char mountain_dew_for_breakfast[32]= "FTL";

Seriously though, anyone ever seen that movie? Makes you think...

[BlueCube]

It just made me want to go eat lots of greasy foods!

void mountain_dew_breakfast(){
	 if (isHealthy){ 
		  say_w00t--;
	 }
}

w00t!

Ya, I suck at code.

[capty99]

no it doesn't
some fool eats massive grease filled burgers and nothing else for 30 days and doesnt expect to have negative health effects?

movie was dumb. it thought it was amazing.

and then gets preachy about how mcdonalds should fix itself. fuck that. people know the stuff is bad for them its their fault if they get fat.

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Rumormongers attribute the soft drink's alleged spermicidal properties to its high caffeine content (55 mg. per 12 oz. can, versus 45.6 mg. in Coke and 37.2 mg. in Pepsi) and/or the coloring agent Yellow Dye No. 5, but there's nothing in the scientific literature to support either claim. The FDA determined long ago that Yellow Dye No. 5 poses no health threats to non-allergic people, and as for caffeine, there's evidence to suggest it actually increases the motility and effectiveness of sperm cells, not the opposite.

[Amadeus]

William_Wilson, on 20 Feb, 2007 - 09:58 AM, said:

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a great way t

what...?

I've read things on MD lowering sperm counts, etc... i realize this is likely in massive amounts, but i still prefer to stay clear for the most part.

Tell me that again AFTER you get someone pregnant!

[supersloth]

capty99, on 20 Feb, 2007 - 08:38 AM, said:

no it doesn't
some fool eats massive grease filled burgers and nothing else for 30 days and doesnt expect to have negative health effects?

movie was dumb. it thought it was amazing.

and then gets preachy about how mcdonalds should fix itself. fuck that. people know the stuff is bad for them its their fault if they get fat.

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Rumormongers attribute the soft drink's alleged spermicidal properties to its high caffeine content (55 mg. per 12 oz. can, versus 45.6 mg. in Coke and 37.2 mg. in Pepsi) and/or the coloring agent Yellow Dye No. 5, but there's nothing in the scientific literature to support either claim. The FDA determined long ago that Yellow Dye No. 5 poses no health threats to non-allergic people, and as for caffeine, there's evidence to suggest it actually increases the motility and effectiveness of sperm cells, not the opposite.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Valdin]

To inject a tad bit of pseudo-reality ... here's Snopes:

Does drinking Mountain Dew cause ones testicles to shrink?
http://www.snopes.co...mountaindew.asp

[BlueCube]

Hi.

I am so awesome.

Thanks,
BlueCube

[jstephens]

William_Wilson, on 20 Feb, 2007 - 08:58 AM, said:

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a great way t

what...?

I've read things on MD lowering sperm counts, etc... i realize this is likely in massive amounts, but i still prefer to stay clear for the most part.

I think that was a study done on Yellow Dye Number 5 which is found in mountain dew. Not sure if it is true or not, but I do the same and stay clear of it.

[capty99]

read my post.
yellow 5 does nothing.

[hitokirisn]

great, so now i have to worry about super sperm.

[BlueCube]

I drink so much mountain dew it's not funny. And my shits spraying like a fire hose.

Point proven. Yellow 5 doesn't do shit.

[supersloth]

i think i'm the only geek alive who really doesn't care for the dewski.

[Munchen]

We don't have the Dew in Denmark Or at least I havent found it yet ... I had some on my last trip to the US, it is sooo goood *aaarghhh-total-Homer-drewl*