[skyhawk133]

I think it's really cute when 3rd world countries get the internet for the first time.

For those of us who have grown up with it. Been there since the days of news groups... imagine just how much "catching up" you have to do when the internet arrives in your country. All the memes. It's like they missed the last 20 years and now suddenly they get to enjoy everything we've enjoyed from day 1, but they force us to do it all over again with them.

[BenignDesign]

First, you don't need a mod to lock it. A Lounge forum leader can lock it as well.

Second, you made your bed. Now you can lie in it.

Third, there are no pointers for dealing with the monthlies. Just smile, nod, and reply "Yes, dear. As you wish, dear." until it's over. It's a small price to pay for the woman who puts up with you dry humping her thigh in your sleep.

[macosxnerd101]

You missed the wordplay.

Quote

Curtis: I see what you did there.
Me: Do you have any pointers?

Not funny now that I have to explain the joke.

[BenignDesign]

Sometimes math jokes just aren't that funny.

[macosxnerd101]

Most of my jokes aren't funny to anyone but myself. But that's not even a math joke. That's a C joke.

[paradoxia]

skyhawk133, on 18 August 2011 - 09:19 AM, said:

I think it's really cute when 3rd world countries get the internet for the first time.

For those of us who have grown up with it. Been there since the days of news groups... imagine just how much "catching up" you have to do when the internet arrives in your country. All the memes. It's like they missed the last 20 years and now suddenly they get to enjoy everything we've enjoyed from day 1, but they force us to do it all over again with them.

I agree but I lost the Internet just for 10 years when I was aged from 1-10 years. Starting from age 11 I used the Internet,even though the diversification and speed differs

This post has been edited by paradoxia: 18 August 2011 - 09:38 AM

[McSick]

I think the OP is all wrong. And != multiplication...I have revised the proof.

To find a woman you need Time and Money

Woman = Time && Money;

"Time is Money"

Time = Money

Therefore

woman = Time && Time;
= Time;

or

woman = Money && Money
= Money;


"Money is the root of all Problems"

Money = sqrt(Problems);

Therefore

Woman = sqrt(Problems);

“We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”

Therefore

woman = compassion && care;

Loving-kindness and compassion are the basis for wise, powerful, sometimes gentle, and sometimes fierce actions that can really make a difference -- in our own lives and those of others.

woman = makingadifference && loving-kindness && care;

^.^

[supersloth]

what a fucking brown noser.

[modi123_1]

Typical Hoosier...

[NeoTifa]

macosxnerd101, on 18 August 2011 - 12:28 PM, said:

Most All of my jokes aren't funny to anyone but myself.

[macosxnerd101]

My that's what she said jokes are usually funny.

[NeoTifa]

Not really.

[supersloth]

NeoTifa, on 18 August 2011 - 11:23 AM, said:

Not really.

[BenignDesign]

McSick is probably one of those guys who goes home and beats his wife... then buys her roses and jewelry to make up for it. Just sayin'.

[dorknexus]

Woman: The opressed creature.

This post has been edited by Dark_Nexus: 18 August 2011 - 01:05 PM