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Poll: It's coming right for us... (32 member(s) have cast votes)

Which animal will last the longest?

  1. GrizzlyBear (4 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  2. Monkey (17 votes [53.12%])

    Percentage of vote: 53.12%

  3. Mountain Lion (11 votes [34.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 34.38%

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#31 modi123_1   User is offline

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Re: It's coming right for us...

Posted 19 October 2011 - 05:10 PM

Here's how the last survivors went down... now the losers in the biased liberal media claim this monkey has a virus. Yeah.. more like a RAGE virus because the poor thing is addicted to rage-ahol because he can't get a job due to OOOOBAAAAAMA!

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They said Wednesday afternoon that a wolf, previously unaccounted for, had been killed Tuesday night.

Deputies warned the monkey may be infected with the herpes B virus.
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Re: It's coming right for us...

Posted 19 October 2011 - 06:22 PM

I'll make a note not to engage in intercourse with any monkeys for the time being. any bets on when I'm safe again?

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 06:34 PM

As long as your monkey is not of the Ohio natives you should be tots clear.
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Posted 19 October 2011 - 09:19 PM

http://www.uproxx.co...escape-in-ohio/

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 09:24 PM

Keep hope alive. Perhaps the OhioMonkey will have a twitter account and keep everyone abreast of his exploits.

(heh.. breast)
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Posted 20 October 2011 - 05:23 AM

Looks like the wolf won, According to MSNBC.com the monkey was eaten by one of the other 49 animals

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The last wild creature thought to be missing after a night of mayhem on an exotic-animal farm was accounted for late Wednesday — a monkey carrying a potentially deadly virus apparently was eaten by one of the 49 carnivores shot by sheriff's deputies.


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Posted 20 October 2011 - 06:49 AM

According to the Columbus Dispatch and 10tv news. There are still 1 dozen or so animals on the loose and the hunt has been called off.

cite: http://www.10tv.com/...-recovered.html

And also apparently some animals were apparently rescued which contradicts with the rest of the stories everyone was reporting on yesterday.

cite: http://www.10tv.com/...nimals-zoo.html
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Posted 20 October 2011 - 09:36 AM

This is bullshit.
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Posted 20 October 2011 - 09:41 AM


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Posted 20 October 2011 - 03:10 PM

dude... where do you get your weed?
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Posted 20 October 2011 - 06:43 PM

"Why from you, Dante."

"Oh yeah!"
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Re: It's coming right for us...

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:45 AM

View PostNykc, on 19 October 2011 - 01:26 PM, said:

Why kill the Giraffe and Camel?


For the same reason you kill moose and squirrel.
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Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:47 AM

Food?
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Posted 21 October 2011 - 10:27 AM

..And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO!!
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Re: It's coming right for us...

Posted 22 October 2011 - 02:31 PM

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
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