[modi123_1]

Hmm.. I was hoping that wasn't the general gist I was picking up. In the far recesses of my mind I vaguely remember similar terms; I just never knew someone to use them in conversation.

Of course, if I adjust my monocle of word inference, there is a treasure trove of information to be uncovered by the dehumanization of women by referring to only her genitalia let alone the nature of the descriptor used!

[Magixion]

In all seriousness, though, I will just be getting drunk and bar hopping. I just like to think women want to have sex with me.

[witchbanger]

BenignDesign, on 05 December 2011 - 10:45 AM, said:

Oh, misogyny, how I've missed you.

LOL I don't hate women at all. What makes you think that?

[BenignDesign]

Of course you don't. You and Magixion could go out looking for random gashes together! Can't hate them while you're humping them - nameless, faceless, and useless as they are.

[xclite]

creativecoding, on 05 December 2011 - 01:41 PM, said:

It may be cheaper but it still took you a whole day to complete.

I'm pretty sure anybody who's made something on their own knows that making something for yourself doesn't need defending. There is no way you'll ever convince me that spending a day making something that I'm going to greatly enjoy is somehow a worse use of my time than playing skyrimjob all day.

This post has been edited by xclite: 05 December 2011 - 03:11 PM

[NeoTifa]

I usually make cabbage rolls and sauerkraut as per tradition, but I can't afford it this year. I'll probably wind up playing DD for my mom (like usual) instead of celebrating my birthday getting tipsy. Meh.

[Fergurg]

I'll be delivering pizzas, and hoping that the drunks are generous drunks. (With my luck, they'll be mean drunks who will be mad that they didn't get a live puppy).

[Creecher]

I'm pretty sure anyone would be mean to you if you gave them a dead puppy pizza.

[no2pencil]

Can I get my pizza with pepperoni, & extra dead puppy?

No no, I don't want the puppy to be extra dead, I just want more than the regular amount of dead puppy on my pizza.

I realize there a charge for 'extra' dead puppy.

[ishkabible]

i find that killing the puppy twice gives a layer of complexity and flavor that is truly unique. so when i order i order extra extra dead puppy, meaning that i want more than the normal amount of puppy that is extra dead.

This post has been edited by ishkabible: 05 December 2011 - 07:41 PM

[no2pencil]

Mmm, this has me craving some dead-hooker lemon-aids.

[Craig328]

BenignDesign, on 05 December 2011 - 04:39 PM, said:

Of course you don't. You and Magixion could go out looking for random gashes together! Can't hate them while you're humping them - nameless, faceless, and useless as they are.

I do so love it when you tawk durty.

[BenignDesign]

jon.kiparsky, on 05 December 2011 - 11:42 AM, said:

Maybe I'll make my New Year's beer a bitter... just for you.

"B9's Badass Bitter Brew"

[jon.kiparsky]

BenignDesign, on 05 December 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

jon.kiparsky, on 05 December 2011 - 11:42 AM, said:

Maybe I'll make my New Year's beer a bitter... just for you.

"B9's Badass Bitter Brew"

I'm on it. I haven't done a bitter in ages, it'll be fun.

This post has been edited by jon.kiparsky: 05 December 2011 - 08:19 PM

[jon.kiparsky]

Magixion, on 05 December 2011 - 04:11 PM, said:

In all seriousness, though, I will just be getting drunk and bar hopping. I just like to think women want to have sex with me.

And you know, that's exactly why most of the women I know don't go to the bars you go to. They don't want to meet you, and they don't even want to think about having sex with you. They ran into you once or twice, or someone just like you, and they thought you were vile, and the worst lay they ever had, and often they wish you would die in a fire.

A few tips, for your big night out:

1) respect is sexy. At least, nobody I know gets turned on by being called "some random gash".
2) If you're getting pissed, spare everyone the trouble. Get yourself drunk, and you're as useless as chocolate handcuffs.
3) If you can't face a woman without getting shightfaced, get counselling.

Just to make life better for all concerned. Give it a try.
I know, I'm spoiling your macho posturing, but really, sitting around with your buddies on a Saturday night wondering why you're sitting around with your buddies on a Saturday night - it gets old, doesn't it?