my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

  • (5 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

73 Replies - 4457 Views - Last Post: 15 December 2011 - 07:48 AM

#31 Mikhail   User is offline

  • Bastard Operator From Hell
  • member icon

Reputation: 59
  • View blog
  • Posts: 1,378
  • Joined: 26-October 07

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:17 PM

View PostSmaxey843, on 09 December 2011 - 09:54 PM, said:

View PostNeoTifa, on 09 December 2011 - 08:54 PM, said:


i've heard of it.. but i've never touched fourchan. whats the big deal about fourchan again?


It's where the internet goes to die.
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#32 Smaxey843   User is offline

  • D.I.C Head

Reputation: 8
  • View blog
  • Posts: 74
  • Joined: 22-November 11

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:17 PM

flowcharts for her final in her beginning c++ class. 8mm was a crazy jacked up movie.

i'll probably find out about the email when she calls/texts or yells at me sometime in the next day. so i dont think i'll geta video. but i'll make every effort. :D

still not to enticed by fourchan lol
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#33 Smaxey843   User is offline

  • D.I.C Head

Reputation: 8
  • View blog
  • Posts: 74
  • Joined: 22-November 11

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:25 PM

SHE TOOK THE BAIT!! i told her to reply all uppity and puffy about it and told her to cite specific stupid rules that request people to not post certain code amounts.

i almost lost my poker face, we'll see how this plays out.
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#34 creativecoding   User is offline

  • Hash != Encryption
  • member icon


Reputation: 931
  • View blog
  • Posts: 3,216
  • Joined: 19-January 10

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:27 PM

hahaha this is golden
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#35 Smaxey843   User is offline

  • D.I.C Head

Reputation: 8
  • View blog
  • Posts: 74
  • Joined: 22-November 11

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:29 PM

i went over while she was drafting her apology, added helpful little comments like " theres alot of groveling in that statement" man shes pissed.

"i'm apologizing because i legitimately feel bad, and i NEED this website!"

man i might have to get her dic++ for christmas if this keeps up.

someone find gabe, i'll check irc.
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#36 modi123_1   User is offline

  • Suitor #2
  • member icon



Reputation: 16479
  • View blog
  • Posts: 65,313
  • Joined: 12-June 08

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:38 PM

Just say'n - have that 'battered spouse hotline' on speed dial and a kid or two between you and her.. that might increase you chance of survival when the story is blown.
Was This Post Helpful? 1
  • +
  • -

#37 gabehabe   User is offline

  • GabehabeSwamp
  • member icon




Reputation: 1440
  • View blog
  • Posts: 11,025
  • Joined: 06-February 08

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:45 PM

*
POPULAR

Checked email while in bed and had to get back up to post the result. 3 replies in quick succession, and the last is brilliant. :D

synlight said:

Holy crap! I am so sorry! It wasn't malicious code at all! I was trying to upload a C++ program that I needed help with, and I guess it was wayyy too long.

I usually upload a snippet of code, but people always end up asking for more than I provide, so I thought I would just put the whole program up.

So... what would be the most lines I should upload? I never thought I would crash the server :blink:

synlight said:

And i am honestly chuckling over here at the thought that I could even write malicious code to begin with. I can barely code at all, I'm a first semester student could barely code her way out of a paper bag. :D

synlight said:

My fucking husband isn't getting laid for a month. Maybe 2. :gun_bandana:

This post has been edited by gabehabe: 09 December 2011 - 09:49 PM

Was This Post Helpful? 9
  • +
  • -

#38 modi123_1   User is offline

  • Suitor #2
  • member icon



Reputation: 16479
  • View blog
  • Posts: 65,313
  • Joined: 12-June 08

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:48 PM

Awesome... about the only time I would declare:

Posted Image
Was This Post Helpful? 1
  • +
  • -

#39 Sho Ke   User is offline

  • D.I.C Regular
  • member icon

Reputation: 110
  • View blog
  • Posts: 250
  • Joined: 13-October 11

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:52 PM

Oh lawd this thread is full of win..

This post has been edited by Sho Ke: 09 December 2011 - 09:52 PM

Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#40 Smaxey843   User is offline

  • D.I.C Head

Reputation: 8
  • View blog
  • Posts: 74
  • Joined: 22-November 11

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:07 PM

well. shes pretty pissed, felt kinda betrayed and i honestly feel kinda bad, but in a couple weeks when the sting blows over, we'll be laughing about it. got a hell of a right hook on that woman damn.
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#41 calvinthedestroyer   User is offline

  • D.I.C Lover

Reputation: 173
  • View blog
  • Posts: 1,941
  • Joined: 13-October 07

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:11 PM

smaxey843, that was awesome!
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#42 NeoTifa   User is offline

  • NeoTifa Codebreaker, the Scourge of Devtester
  • member icon





Reputation: 4933
  • View blog
  • Posts: 20,259
  • Joined: 24-September 08

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:28 PM

Hahaha. Better start making HER the sandwiches to kiss ass.
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#43 ishkabible   User is offline

  • spelling expret
  • member icon





Reputation: 1749
  • View blog
  • Posts: 5,901
  • Joined: 03-August 09

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:56 PM

Quote

...this thread is full of win..

Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#44 Raynes   User is offline

  • D.I.C Lover
  • member icon

Reputation: 616
  • View blog
  • Posts: 2,815
  • Joined: 05-January 09

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 09 December 2011 - 11:37 PM

There is way too much 'yall' in this thread.
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

#45 JackOfAllTrades   User is offline

  • Saucy!
  • member icon

Reputation: 6260
  • View blog
  • Posts: 24,030
  • Joined: 23-August 08

Re: my wife thinks she crashed DIC!

Posted 10 December 2011 - 06:25 AM

Quote

My fucking husband isn't getting laid for a month. Maybe 2.


You better hope your husband's not fucking if he's not getting laid for a month or two

/me wishes he could find similar email wife sent to someone
//s/months/years/
Was This Post Helpful? 0
  • +
  • -

  • (5 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5