[skyhawk133]

This article prompted a little discussion between Mr. Rivera and I:

Chris Kenworthy [11:01 AM]: Joshua Rivera
Chris Kenworthy [11:01 AM]: if we were in a car together
Chris Kenworthy [11:01 AM]: and I had hidden cocaine in my ass
Chris Kenworthy [11:01 AM]: and we got stopped by the po-lice
Chris Kenworthy [11:01 AM]: would you swallow the cocaine to keep us out of jail?
Josh Rivera [11:05 AM]: Are you also swallowing it?
Chris Kenworthy [11:09 AM]: yes, you would need to swallow it
Josh Rivera [11:09 AM]: Wait, yes you are?
Chris Kenworthy [11:09 AM]: no, I just shoved it up my butt, but you'd need to swallow it to hide it
Josh Rivera [11:09 AM]: So in this scenario we are both swallowing the ass cocaine?
Chris Kenworthy [11:10 AM]: no, only you, I simply placed it in my butt hole
Josh Rivera [11:10 AM]: Oh, just me swallowing butt cocaine?
Chris Kenworthy [11:10 AM]: would you swallow it to keep us both out of jail?
Josh Rivera [11:10 AM]: No, I would only swallow an equal amount of ass cocaine as you
Chris Kenworthy [11:11 AM]: That makes me seriously reevaluate our friendship
Josh Rivera [11:11 AM]: But most likely I would force you to put the cocaine back up your butthole
Josh Rivera [11:18 AM]: Would eat a bag of cocaine that had been in my butthole?
Josh Rivera [11:18 AM]: Your gonna be a dad, and your white, you got a lot more reasons to stay out of jail

So... would you eat a bag of cocaine from your brother/best friends butt to stay out of jail?

[modi123_1]

Does that involve my death, or just avoiding jail time?

It does remind me of the 'Angel of Death' episode of NCIS... where the junkie was doing blow out of her dead brother's bloody intestines in the morgue.

[blackcompe]

That's a fucked up story. Luckily, most people will never be caught dead in that scenario. Swallowing a bag of Cocaine is sure to make your heart explode. Even leaving in your ass is dangerous, as it may be absorbed into your body quickly if the bag breaks. It's a wonder drug mules don't die on a regular basis.

This post has been edited by blackcompe: 22 December 2011 - 03:10 PM

[supersloth]

i think it says good things about our friendship that i would even consider eating half a bag of cocaine thats been up your butt.

[modi123_1]

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It's a wonder drug mules don't die on a regular basis.

I would assume it is the mandatory biannual safety training.

[jon.kiparsky]

And here I was thinking that "butt cocaine" was the new "crack cocaine".

[modi123_1]

There' also have to be some factors on *WHEN* this happens. Like is it a nice cool fall day? A 110 degree-90% humidity-dead air-midwest-summer day where your ass is just leakng swedge? Did this just happen with in twenty minutes of someone showering fully, or after the morning ass-blast from a bender of cheap beer, alcohol, and questionable churizzos from a street cart?

[supersloth]

oh man those are all EXCELLENT points

[lordofduct]

All I could think of the entire time was this song that was played a lot at the fetish clubs:

[jon.kiparsky]

modi123_1, on 22 December 2011 - 02:00 PM, said:

There' also have to be some factors on *WHEN* this happens. Like is it a nice cool fall day? A 110 degree-90% humidity-dead air-midwest-summer day where your ass is just leakng swedge? Did this just happen with in twenty minutes of someone showering fully, or after the morning ass-blast from a bender of cheap beer, alcohol, and questionable churizzos from a street cart?

I have to say none of those would affect my decision in the slightest.

[ishkabible]

ya, your right; I would do it either way.

[gabehabe]

I would eat your butt cocaine and I would enjoy every moment of it.

edit,
I fucking love that this is a featured topic.

This post has been edited by gabehabe: 22 December 2011 - 02:32 PM

[Martyr2]

I think we have to keep things in perspective. First of all they are in New Mexico which is going to be hot all the time. So obviously the whole swedge thing is pretty much a given. They take a shower and get out only to sweat some more.

Second, being that it is two men in shot of the border (with sloth being of Mexican descent) and being stopped by the cops there is a good probability that drugs of some kind might be suspected... with a slight possibility that sloth may even be a mule. So they will probably be searched extensively anyhow. (Yeah, that is a bit racist but that is what profiling is all about).

[Whizzy]

Not a chance in hell...

[muhkayla]

I simply couldn't do it. If you felt comfy enough to stick it up your bum, then you should be able to swallow too.