Ohio Man to set world record fist-pumping!

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Ohio Man to set world record fist-pumping!

Posted 13 May 2012 - 07:50 PM

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A 34-year-old unemployed man from Ohio attempted to set a Guinness World Record over the weekend by fist pumping for 17 hours straight.

The self-described fist-pumping veteran claims to have already completed this on St. Patrick's Day, however it was not documented. He told the Akron Beacon Journal that he super-glued his right fist closed "to ensure I maintain perfect fist formation."

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If successful, it would be the first individual fist-pumping record listed by Guinness, though not the only one involving fist pumping.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:44 PM

Why?
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:44 PM

Because it's Ohio. It's all we have.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:56 PM

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Probably because he's unemployed?
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:55 PM

What is "fist pumping"

Is that were the girl shoves the .....
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Re: Ohio Man to set world record fist-pumping!

Posted 14 May 2012 - 01:48 AM

I do that while waiting for the pit to open up. Never takes more than 20 minutes to happen, though.



Also *insert masturbation joke here*
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:21 AM

He resides in Ohio, but was he born here? I thought fist-pumping was a Jersey thing.


/muff cabbage
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Re: Ohio Man to set world record fist-pumping!

Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:46 AM

Remember children it's Fist Pumping and not Fisting, which is something entirely more NSFW.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:27 AM

Depends on where you work...
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:29 AM

Actually, I was asking, why you are posting this here?
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Re: Ohio Man to set world record fist-pumping!

Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:52 AM

Because:
  • Neo reads these from time to time
  • She lives in Ohio
  • And that dude claims he can go 17 hours straight

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Re: Ohio Man to set world record fist-pumping!

Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:06 AM

View Postno2pencil, on 13 May 2012 - 07:50 PM, said:

He told the Akron Beacon Journal that he super-glued his right fist closed "to ensure I maintain perfect fist formation."


I think that's cheating and he should be DQ'd for that, or at least have an asterisk by his name if he makes it into the books.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:23 AM

his collar isn't popped up high enough. what a poseur.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:43 AM

People in Ohio: this is the clearest sign that it's time to hurry up and get the fuck away while you still can.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:44 AM

I have the urge to drive to my hometown, find this guy, and pelt him with tomatoes while some other roustabout yells, "Get a job, ya loser" from the backseat of my car.
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