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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 18 May 2012 - 02:10 AM
"could you do me a favor and stick your head in this bag to check for monsters? My grandmother wore it to her wedding and nobody's used it since, so I'm afraid something might have gotten in there."
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 18 May 2012 - 04:58 AM
If it fails, call it version 1.0 
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:04 AM
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Look at your bare wrist, and say to a girl:
"My magical watch says that you aren't wearing any underwear." when she tells you it's not true reply with "oh, it must be 15 minutes fast."
at this point she will probably allow you to motorboat her bosom and then buy her large quantities of alcohol.
rejoice!
"My magical watch says that you aren't wearing any underwear." when she tells you it's not true reply with "oh, it must be 15 minutes fast."
at this point she will probably allow you to motorboat her bosom and then buy her large quantities of alcohol.
rejoice!
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:33 PM
I was about to use one of these from looking at them earlier... then right before hand I thought "what the hell am I doing? These aren't as funny now... 
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:52 PM
Pro tip: If you are considering actually using one of these HORRIBLE lines (except for perhaps supersloth's), just take yourself out of the game. You're not ready to make a move yet. Go home, have a beer, beat off to your stash of Megan Fox cleavage pics, and call it a night.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:58 PM
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^~^ wrong, my kind sir. some girls apprectiate nerdy, corny pick up lines.
therefore, you go home have a beer alone in the dark and beat off to hannah montana or something.
^~^ wrong, my kind sir. some girls apprectiate nerdy, corny pick up lines.
therefore, you go home have a beer alone in the dark and beat off to hannah montana or something.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:06 PM
Protip #2: b9 can reasonably be expected to know what she's talking about on this one.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:35 PM
It's been rumored for years that I have boobies.
I don't know how these vicious rumors get started.
I don't know how these vicious rumors get started.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 23 May 2012 - 02:19 PM
Nicole Martinez as some amusing nerd posters that could be turned into really amazing pickup lines....
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