Programming Pick-Up Lines

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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 25 May 2012 - 06:18 AM

View Postishkabible, on 16 May 2012 - 07:26 AM, said:

persistence is the key :P


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Love is not a sprint, its a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into arms... or sprays pepper spray on your eyes.

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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 28 May 2012 - 12:04 AM

"You wanna get out of here?"
"Semaphore granted! ;)"
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:39 PM

Hey babe, I was wondering if you would be my main method, because I can't run without you <3

(sorry if this one has already been used)
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:43 PM

That was so bad and I laughed nevertheless.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:47 PM

 return 0; 


:)

or

"There are too many variables in this function, I think we need a break;"

haha
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:49 PM

That's not a pick up line. That's a break up line.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:52 PM

Hey babe, right now I'm
return 1

back to my appartment, but maybe you could help me
return 2

?

;)
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:53 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 30 May 2012 - 06:49 PM, said:

That's not a pick up line. That's a break up line.



Yup, considering half of the pick up lines in here AREN'T 'Programming Pick-Up Lines,' I think it's fair game at this point..
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:55 PM

This is why programming pick-up lines don't work. Nerds don't know the fucking difference.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:57 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 30 May 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

This is why programming pick-up lines don't work. Nerds don't know the fucking difference.

Between NORMAL pick up lines and PROGRAMMING ones?
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:58 PM

Very true... plus programming pick-up lines won't work because unless you are hitting on a girl that is a computer nerd, she won't understand them :/ (main reason I haven't been using these, I don't know any girls that would get them :( )
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:59 PM

View PostMidi_, on 30 May 2012 - 09:57 PM, said:

View PostBenignDesign, on 30 May 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

This is why programming pick-up lines don't work. Nerds don't know the fucking difference.

Between NORMAL pick up lines and PROGRAMMING ones?


Between PICK UP lines and BREAK UP lines.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:59 PM

View PostBenzoate, on 30 May 2012 - 06:58 PM, said:

Very true... plus programming pick-up lines won't work because unless you are hitting on a girl that is a computer nerd, she won't understand them :/ (main reason I haven't been using these, I don't know any girls that would get them :( )



hah yeah its kind of a wasted topic. besides, chances are if the girl did know what you are talking about, she probably pretty beat lol
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:00 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 21 May 2012 - 07:35 PM, said:

It's been rumored for years that I have boobies.

I don't know how these vicious rumors get started.

Spoiler


Those boobies look fake.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:01 PM

View PostMidi_, on 30 May 2012 - 09:59 PM, said:

she probably pretty beat lol


What does this even mean?

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View PostBenignDesign, on 21 May 2012 - 07:35 PM, said:

It's been rumored for years that I have boobies.

I don't know how these vicious rumors get started.

Spoiler


Those boobies look fake.


Those boobies are 100% natural, babeh.
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