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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:22 PM

I found mine. It's in the box on the top shelf of my closet. It's sparkly. And purple.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:25 PM

View PostBenzoate, on 30 May 2012 - 07:20 PM, said:

It's neither! It is mother fuzzing POKEMON THAT IS THE PLURAL AND THE SINGULAR
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this may be a little farfetch, but i was thinking of a film I want to make that will staryu and starmie. it begins as i pikachu under the covers while you snorlax, the I wake you up with my wigglytuff between your 2 jigglypuffs. You're a little krabby at first because you feel drowzie, but you start to lickatung my ho-oh until i squirtle into your meowth. it's your first time so you can't help but koffing out the muk. you're already weezing but, we're not done yet becase my (I forgot this one) is still hard as onix. You then proceed to (forgot this one too) my laperus like a horsea until abra, kadabra, alakazam! I pull out my weedle just in time for me to blastoise all over your tangela

I have to admit, I hate pokemon but that was well done haha

View PostBenignDesign, on 30 May 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

I found mine. It's in the box on the top shelf of my closet. It's sparkly. And purple.


good, now put it in your mouth so youll shut the hell up!
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:25 PM

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come at me.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:26 PM

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It's neither! It is mother fuzzing POKEMON THAT IS THE PLURAL AND THE SINGULAR


say 'mother fuzzing' one more time motherfucker

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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:27 PM

tell me what to do one more mother fuzzing time, mother fuzzer.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:27 PM

View PostMidi_, on 30 May 2012 - 10:25 PM, said:

View PostBenignDesign, on 30 May 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

I found mine. It's in the box on the top shelf of my closet. It's sparkly. And purple.


good, now put it in your mouth so youll shut the hell up!


Yay! Misogyny!

Fucktard.
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:29 PM

@Midi_
thank you ^~^ though I didn't come up with it :/ found it on reddit
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:35 PM

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Yay! Misogyny!

Fucktard.



haha wow... you are getting kind of desperate if you have to call out women's rights.

I have no problem with women, just bitches that think they can be an asshole for no reason. Grow up, and treat people with respect.

You are an immature prima donna. Get over yourself.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:37 PM

If my life was code, I'd definatly want to import you into it, babe. ;)
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:37 PM

View PostBenzoate, on 30 May 2012 - 07:29 PM, said:

@Midi_
thank you ^~^ though I didn't come up with it :/ found it on reddit



haha yeah it doesnt much matter where it came from. It was still worth reading haha
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:43 PM

View PostMidi_, on 30 May 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

Grow up, and treat people with respect.


I like your do as I say, not as I do approach.

Hello, pot. I'm kettle. Nice to meet you.
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:45 PM

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I like your do as I say, not as I do approach.

Hello, pot. I'm kettle. Nice to meet you.


uhhhggggg... you are useless
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:47 PM

Good day kettle. I'm tea, mind if I get inside you? ;) haha jk

<_< people used to call me useless. Then I became a computer nerd. Now I'm not so useless to them when their computer messes up... Don't call people useless, everyone and everything has a purpose, otherwise it wouldn't exist.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:50 PM

Hint: "haha jk" is not the way to use that line. If you blink on the delivery, you lose.

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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:51 PM

View PostBenzoate, on 30 May 2012 - 07:47 PM, said:

Good day kettle. I'm tea, mind if I get inside you? ;) haha jk

<_< people used to call me useless. Then I became a computer nerd. Now I'm not so useless to them when their computer messes up... Don't call people useless, everyone and everything has a purpose, otherwise it wouldn't exist.


yeahhh well walking all over people isn't cool(not talking about you). Either way, point taken, this conversation has gone on too long
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