This is by far the strangest news story I've heard in a while.
In Miami, Florida, a naked guy attacked another guy on a freeway ramp. When police arrived, they found the naked guy EATING THE OTHER GUY'S FACE. (Full story)
My brain just can't even process all the weirdness going on here. What possesses a person to say, "You know what I'm going to do today? I'm gonna strip down to nothing, take a stroll to the freeway off ramp, and eat somebody. Alive."?
W. T. F?
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#2
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:31 AM
This is fucking strange. I'm glad they shot the bastard, give the vic his face.
#3
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:41 AM
Choscura, on 27 May 2012 - 01:31 PM, said:
This is fucking strange. I'm glad they shot the bastard, give the vic his face.
Besides the fact that this is strange and disgusting, I wonder as to how they would actually manage to repair the victim's face considering that, In the Full story, the Miami herald said that "the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim." It probably is possible somehow.
Still, What a sicko...
This post has been edited by v0rtex: 27 May 2012 - 06:53 AM
#4
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:58 AM
Is it wrong that that sounds absolutely normal to me? 
... But that is messed up beyond all belief.
... But that is messed up beyond all belief.
#5
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:21 AM
Actually, I also found it somewhat normal, but normal is a relative term after all.
#6
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:59 AM
For a minute I thought the time had come to put all my zombie apocalypse training in to action. One of these days...
#7
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 08:22 AM
I for one welcome our naked leaders.
Maybe faces taste really nice, you won't know until you try.
Maybe faces taste really nice, you won't know until you try.
#8
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:04 AM
Welcome to Florida!
Heard about this last night, thought to myself... oh Miami, and I was starting to like you again.
Heard about this last night, thought to myself... oh Miami, and I was starting to like you again.
#9
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:21 AM
Time to place my last bulk ammo order. This sounds like the start to way too many movies...
#10
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:27 AM
#11
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:02 AM
One way to see it- he got as well as he gave, if you catch my drift.
#12
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:12 AM
I was going to post a similar story earlier this week, but decided against it. The short if it - asexual artist in Japan removed his genitals, and then had them cooked and served to people for about $250usd.
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The "why":
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New law on the way?
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*sigh* people are stupid everywhere...
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Here's an image of it being served... you've been warned.
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A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.
Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out - seasoned and braised - to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.
Diners paid 20,000 yen (S$320) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.
The painter, who is reportedly 22, said on Twitter the organ had been removed by a physician and certified to be free of infections.
Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out - seasoned and braised - to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.
Diners paid 20,000 yen (S$320) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.
The painter, who is reportedly 22, said on Twitter the organ had been removed by a physician and certified to be free of infections.
The "why":
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Sugiyama, who considers himself "asexual", that is without gender, initially thought about eating the genitals himself, but decided to solicit paying customers to help pay his hospital bills for the surgery.
In an email to AFP, he confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about "sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people". He said he was readying to publish an official account of the day.
In an email to AFP, he confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about "sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people". He said he was readying to publish an official account of the day.
New law on the way?
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Police in Tokyo said they knew of the episode, but added that it had not broken the law as cannibalism was not illegal in Japan.
*sigh* people are stupid everywhere...
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"I receive questions from some women and men... asking 'Will there be a next time? Please host it again.' But there is only one set of male organ," he tweeted on May 16.
Here's an image of it being served... you've been warned.
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#13
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:24 AM
PCP is one helluva drug.
I have two interesting tidbits in the news. Both heard while I was staying in the south. One was a man who shot himself in the penis while showing off his girlfriend's gun by holstering it in his waistband. The other was creepy as fuck. This mom's sister was babysitting the mom's kid and she took the kid to a pool that had workers testing the chlorine levels and such, and she laid the kid down in the water and just smiled and watched. One of the workers dived in and rescued the baby and luckily it lived. They said the babysitter had no history of mental illness. Not sure what became of her.
I have two interesting tidbits in the news. Both heard while I was staying in the south. One was a man who shot himself in the penis while showing off his girlfriend's gun by holstering it in his waistband. The other was creepy as fuck. This mom's sister was babysitting the mom's kid and she took the kid to a pool that had workers testing the chlorine levels and such, and she laid the kid down in the water and just smiled and watched. One of the workers dived in and rescued the baby and luckily it lived. They said the babysitter had no history of mental illness. Not sure what became of her.
#14
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:57 AM
That meal's diners will... leave as hungry as they came, apparently. Yuck.

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