Ninjas make better Texas Hold-Em players than pirates. This book proves it. I'm not sure what the point of this book is, but it looks really funny.
Kick ass at Texas Hold-Emwtf is this...
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Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 16 May 2007 - 08:27 PM
now a days people talk about ninjas like they talk about chuck norris. it's pathetic
#3
Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 16 May 2007 - 08:33 PM
Ninjas are overrated. So are pirates. The coolest people ever were the Celts. In case you're wondering, it's pronounced "Kelts," not "selts." Boston butchered that completely.
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Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 16 May 2007 - 10:04 PM
i dunno, the vikings would be up there on my list
#5
Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 16 May 2007 - 10:07 PM
GWatt, on 16 May, 2007 - 08:33 PM, said:
Ninjas are overrated. So are pirates. The coolest people ever were the Celts. In case you're wondering, it's pronounced "Kelts," not "selts." Boston butchered that completely.
Hey now, We Bostonians make a mess out of alot of things but this I must correct. We didn't butcher it as much as bring the taint from across the sea with us...The people you refer to are, as you say, "Celts" with a kay sound but go to the U.K. and you'll find a soccer team called the Celtics pronounced with the "S"! They have a rivalry with a another team called the Rangers that make the Red Sox and Yankees look like kissing cousins!
As for ninjas am I so old now that they are cool once again? I remember abandoning them just before I entered junior high.
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Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 16 May 2007 - 10:34 PM
Ninjitsu will always be cool.
#7
Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 17 May 2007 - 06:24 AM
#8
Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 17 May 2007 - 06:51 AM
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Book Description
Dear Stupid Idiots,
A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you,
Robert Hamburger
Dear Stupid Idiots,
A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you,
Robert Hamburger
That's a book description found on amazon, presumably written by the author about his book. Looks are there are some ninja lovers who are also morons apparently.
BlueCube, I'm not so much a ninja hater, as completely indifferent.
William_Wilson, I also agree that vikings are awesome.
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Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 17 May 2007 - 07:16 AM
#11
Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 17 May 2007 - 07:31 AM
i ended this thread with my first post
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Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 17 May 2007 - 08:09 AM
#13
Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:13 PM
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Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
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I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
.......
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
.......
I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
RobertHamburger = Retard;
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Re: Kick ass at Texas Hold-Em
Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:34 PM
One of those tree ninjas is wearing sandals.

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