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Re: Local Yokels

Posted 08 May 2019 - 08:23 PM

Some, America’s Dumbest Criminals stuff right here!


https://www.scoopnas...he-robbed-them/
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Re: Local Yokels

Posted 09 May 2019 - 06:20 AM

Why would you bring victims to your residence to rob them? They're gonna know where you live and report you immediately. What a moron.
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 06:48 AM

I mean if you don't have a car, but you gotta rob someone, lure the flies into your web. haha!
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 07:03 AM

I said dumbest criminals!!!

I was robbed!

By whom?

This guy that I was buying stuff from told me to meet him at his house. He lives at 1010 East Main Street Apt 245.


HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 07:11 AM

Less one yokel, but many. So we are getting a US Soccer League team or something along those lines in town. They had an open poll for a name for the team. The local interwebz users didn't disappoint. The graphic design guy they tasked to make the top bestest 10 a thing were great!

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Team names can build a community's identity, a rallying point that gives people of different backgrounds a common ground.
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Many of our readers suggested traditional soccer team names,
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while others simply mentioned foods commonly associated with Nebraska
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We didn't include team names if they already prominently existed in the area,
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Also, sorry to Kylie for not including "the Omaha Kylies."
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We sifted through those pages of responses and picked out 10 that stood out to us — the ones that made us chuckle,
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Forest Corgis
Kernels
Locomotives
MammothHawks
Meadowlarks
Mighty Meatballs
Rainbow Unicornhuskers
Ranch Dressing
Sasquatches
Turf Monsters

(Logo designs in the article.)

https://www.omaha.co...f12c40cbbd.html
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 07:27 AM

ranch dressing has my vote
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 09:05 AM

That would make game commentary pretty amazing...
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 11:02 AM

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Rainbow Cheetahs
Ocelots
Prairie Dogs
Orangutans
Pointy Bulls
Spiders
Vampires
Zombies
Wizards
Fighterz
Velociraptors
Honey Badgers

Nebraska sounds like a confusing and dangerous place.
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 11:21 AM

We Great Plains people are an interesting lot.
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Re: Local Yokels

Posted 10 May 2019 - 06:10 AM

This story was all the rage last night. Woman high on meth and hasn't slept in 2 days enters random home, pets dog, does the dishes, then leaves.
https://www.10tv.com...d-left-2019-may

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 06:49 PM

View Postastonecipher, on 09 May 2019 - 09:03 AM, said:

I said dumbest criminals!!!

I was robbed!

By whom?

This guy that I was buying stuff from told me to meet him at his house. He lives at 1010 East Main Street Apt 245.


HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha


So when I was in college I had my backpack stolen out of my office. The guy who stole it gave the lady working his real ID to get the backpack. He then proceeded to sell back my books to the same campus where he stole it from using his real name, address and everything. I really don't get some people. If you're going to do stupid shit, at least try not to make it too obvious how to catch you.
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