[modi123_1]

As if you can't print those off and use them for a "How not to Style: The Guide, volume 1" so everyone can know why to point and laugh.

[BenignDesign]

This morning, in a fit of PMS-fueled rage coupled with the severe angst-riddled attitude problem of my soon-to-be-12-year-old, I yelled at her for being an "entitled little fucknugget". I'm feeling kind of guilty about that now.

I'm not sure she knows what a "fucknugget" is though. I'm not sure I know what a "fucknugget" is.

I can haz Trailer-Trash-Parent-of-the-Year award now?

[jon.kiparsky]

I think there's an opportunity here to demonstrate a little maturity and whatnot.

"I'm sorry I called you a fucknugget. You're not actually a fucknugget. By the way, have you got any idea what a 'fucknugget' might be?"

[h4nnib4l]

The guilt I feel for swearing at my kids diminishes each time I do it.

EDIT: Actually, I think I just get better at rationalizing and delaying the guilt...

This post has been edited by h4nnib4l: 10 April 2013 - 08:53 AM

[BenignDesign]

...And now for the finishing up loose ends on data entry and final link checks. Estimated time of launch for this beastly ass site is EOD next Wednesday. So help me if it's put on hold for more focus groups, I'm going to go completely off the deep end a la Britney Spears - shave my head, go on a four day bender, and end up in an institution where all the forks have corks on the end for my own protection.

[modi123_1]

The current goal - staying awake! The higher ups decided to make waffles, and exquisite breakfast sausages, for everyone this morning. Now most everyone smells of breakfast, my body thinks it is Saturday, and some how I am still at work. ugh.

If I make it to lunch I may try some of this "coffee" I hear people go on about.. It may kick start my awake-a-tude.

[BenignDesign]

Trying to desperately to avoid the vending machine for the next hour. So flippin hungry this morning. And all this talk of waffles and sausage isn't helping any!

[[email protected]!l]

Bugs... stupid bugs. I hate having to go back and clean up my own code let alone someone else's scary mess of crap.

[ph0z]

Study and ace my java final

[Sho Ke]

Working on a project that uses Jobberbase. Geez this thing is a mess! On one of the admin-exclusive areas, there's a switch that determines which template file to load. Something like this:

	switch($page) {
		case 'page1':
			if($_SESSION['isAuthenticated']) {
				require_once('page1.tpl');
				break;
			}
			else die;

		case 'page2':
			if($_SESSION['isAuthenticated']) {
				require_once('page2.tpl');
				break;
			}
			else die;

		case 'page3':
			if($_SESSION['isAuthenticated']) {
				require_once('page3.tpl');
				break;
			}
			else die;
		
		//...
	}

Checking the same session variable every single case.. for a grand total of 30 times. Ugh.

[jon.kiparsky]

Oh, my stars and garters. Someone ought to be taken out and beaten soundly.

[grandmst]

WordPress

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[BenignDesign]

My goal right now is to survive the week... then spend the weekend curled in a fetal position.

[CSatVTftw]

Trying to stay awake in differential equations. Never again am I taking classes before 9am. I need coffee...

[jon.kiparsky]

For two years, I had Sanskrit at 7:00 AM... in the prof's office... with one other student in the class, so there was no place to hide.