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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 09 November 2007 - 12:48 PM

View PostWolfCoder, on 9 Nov, 2007 - 10:13 AM, said:

View Postno2pencil, on 9 Nov, 2007 - 08:51 AM, said:

the correct answer is 'hi you queers'

I'm not sure that's something you should use when talking to members of the opposite sex. He was calling the people reciting the nerdy pickup lines as the queers and is telling them a simple 'hi' would suffice.

Agree to disagree.
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 09 November 2007 - 01:04 PM

ahahahahahah. so good.
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 09 November 2007 - 05:32 PM

Indeed.
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 09 November 2007 - 07:10 PM

id like to lie tangent to your curves.

I say pick up lines all the time. Its entertaining.

This post has been edited by sl4ck3r: 09 November 2007 - 07:10 PM

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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 12:04 AM

Like windows I go down.

like 14.4 im slow to completely load.

Wanna interface?

LEEEROYYY JENKINSSSSS!!!
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 12:34 AM

Strangely enough, this reminds me of a tech support joke me and a friend were making the other night about rednecks who buy computers thinking they're a fancy sex machine.

"So, where do I put the um.. floppy?"
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 12:45 AM

View Postsl4ck3r, on 9 Nov, 2007 - 07:10 PM, said:

id like to lie tangent to your curves.

I say pick up lines all the time. Its entertaining.

actually it's "i'd like to be your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves", otherwise it doesn't really make sense. not in that nerdy way.
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 02:08 AM

"Log me in to root please."
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 03:41 AM

View PostRodgerB, on 10 Nov, 2007 - 02:08 AM, said:

"Log me in to root please."


This is the best one so far :D
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 04:39 AM

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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 05:15 AM

View PostIsrael, on 10 Nov, 2007 - 10:39 PM, said:

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ololol NO.
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 11:15 AM

"this device can perform faster if plugged in a HIGH SPEED USB port" that notification is sorta has double meaning
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 11:56 AM

you would be faster on speed? huh? what?
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 12:10 PM

no.. whether itd be speedy in the fore or aft.. (fore would have USB 2.0 speed and the aft would be 1.1)
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 10 November 2007 - 12:16 PM

yeah well your device is not recognized and no drivers can be found.
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