Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

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#46 GWatt   User is offline

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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 30 November 2007 - 05:29 AM

Why all of these pickup lines will ultimately fail:

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A computer science was riding a new bike to meet up with a friend. When the friend saw the bike, he said, "Hey! Nice bicycle. Where'd you get it?"
The biking CS student replied, "Well, I was walking to class and this pretty co-ed rode up to me, jumped off her bike, ripped all her clothes off and said, 'You can have anything you want!' "
To this the friend said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:02 PM

View Postaxel, on 09 November 2007 - 08:02 AM, said:

View Postunreal_origin, on 9 Nov, 2007 - 07:46 AM, said:

View Postgirasquid, on 6 Nov, 2007 - 04:13 PM, said:

"Hey baby, care to slip a trojan on my hard drive?"

This one is sooo good


None of them are. Would you ever actually say that to someone.


Yes, yes I would
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines

Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:27 PM

Seriously? You necro'd a 5-year-old thread for that?
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