[BenignDesign]

ChrispyChris, on 26 May 2016 - 05:09 AM, said:

I wish I had you baby, please clean my house, she never did />/> hahahahahaha.

Ha! No.

Cleaning like a woman possessed only happens when I'm scary-pissed. On any normal day, I'm all about division of labor - four people live in my house, four people clean my house. And if the cat could use a broom, she'd be helping, too. I ain't nobody's bitch!

This post has been edited by BenignDesign: 26 May 2016 - 04:39 AM

[DarenR]

Son graduates highschool tomorrow and in 2 1/2 months he will be attending alabama-- oh where has time gone

[Nitewalkr]

For the past few days, the morning lectures are putting me to sleep...I mean it was all fun and games even when the teacher was teaching us C# until he moved on to ASP.NET Webforms...Now I need to find ways to keep myself awake.

So today I will be doing that.

[BenignDesign]

Another day, another new project. And now that our designer is gone, I'm working for two.

This post has been edited by BenignDesign: 26 May 2016 - 06:28 AM

[NeoTifa]

My professor is being ridiculous with grading and apparently she does not curve. I'm going to see what the midterm looks like, and if I fail it, I'm dropping.

[lordofduct]

Just had an argument with a fellow employee about this beautiful line of code:

If DTO.History.CopyTo.IsNotNothing And DTO.History.CopyToID.IsNotNothing And DTO.History.CopyTo > 0 And DTO.History.CopyToID > 0 Then

Now there's plenty of wrong here of course... I mean really? A 'IsNotNothing' extension function?

But my favourite is that 'CopyTo' and 'CopyToID' are both of type Integer.

And thus was the argument, where my peer was adamant that an Integer in VB.Net could be null (and no, not a Nullable(Of Integer)).

::weeps to self::

Oh, and note, CopyTo will only ever be 0 or 1.

[Nitewalkr]

NeoTifa, on 26 May 2016 - 07:03 AM, said:

My professor is being ridiculous with grading and apparently she does not curve. I'm going to see what the midterm looks like, and if I fail it, I'm dropping.

Would you rather take this up with your Dean/Adviser?
I hope things work out for you Ms. Neo.

[ArtificialSoldier]

Seems pretty straightforward then. Excuse my lack of VB syntax knowledge, I'm slightly allergic.

Function IsNotNothing()
  return true
End Function

[lordofduct]

Wait... they do curves in college?

...

I remember in high school when I heard a teacher had a curve I made it my mission to blow out the curve by getting a 100 on the test. I relished the boos and paper balls thrown at me while I slept through the teacher handing back the tests.

ArtificialSoldier, on 26 May 2016 - 11:25 AM, said:

Seems pretty straightforward then. Excuse my lack of VB syntax knowledge, I'm slightly allergic.

Function IsNotNothing()
  return true
End Function

The funciton literally was this:

<Extension()>
Public Function IsNotNothing(obj As Object)
    Return obj IsNot Nothing
End Function

[andrewsw]

If they did that then they might as well have gone the whole hog and called it something like IsSomething or AintNuffink.

[rgfirefly24]

All I have to say is Fuck this day, can I just replace it and move on. Woke up and had to take the coldest shower I've ever felt. Apparently during the night the water heater decided it didn't want to be of this world anymore. Then as I am getting ready for work, my cat decided that the thing dangling from my hip (Badge) was it's new play-toy. So now I have a nice cat scratch on my leg, but my badge is also destroyed. He managed to bite it enough to where it no longer registers on the pad. Then as I am about halfway to work my wife calls and tells me that my youngest decided that it would be a good idea to take <random object of unknown origin> and swallow it. So I had to take her in to the doctors. Luckily it made it's way to her stomach and isn't a battery so now she gets some Milk of Magnesia to try and flush it out. Gross part is that now me and my wife get to play who's turn is it to check the stool because the doctor said we have to check every time and if it doesn't come out within a couple days we get to go back in.

To top that off, I get an email today saying that something I'm releasing isn't on our dev server even though I know it is and verified it by decompiling the DLL on dev. Let's hope that my afternoon goes smoothly.

[lordofduct]

Aww, you got one of them kids.

I once ate a bouncy ball and 3 jacks, the induced vomiting and I threw up half a bouncy ball and 2 jacks... had to pass the rest.

I still have nightmares about that bowel movement 30 years later.

[BenignDesign]

Moral of the story: If you eat pointy, metal shit, you will have pointy, metal shit.

[NeoTifa]

They sell crap at my work every now and then for cheap with their old logo on it, so I picked me and my buddy up some silly putty, so that cheered me up a bit. Sadly, it was just the stretchy kind, not the good farty kind.

[modi123_1]

Have you tried eating some? That seems to be a trend today.