[RodgerB]

Basically, the way the Sentence Game works is similar to how the Picture Story worked before. One person will say a sentence, and the next replier will help finish the story by placing a sentence. I'll start it off.

John was having a wonderful time skipping in the woods.

[supersloth]

and then he met a child molestor.

[RodgerB]

The child molester asked John if he would like to enter his house, under the condition he wiped his feet.

[Martyr2]

And he replied "I had a little accident earlier, but I will be happy to wipe something else... on you".

[capty99]

.... like josh jackson.

This post has been edited by capty99: 06 January 2008 - 10:13 PM

[RodgerB]

Previously, John was chewing gum and managed to get it all over his hands.

[supersloth]

that made the jobs the child molestor asked him to do very difficult, but john prevailed under the difficult situation, what a champ!

[RodgerB]

After this incident, John sold his story to the media, and found the more he cried about it, the more money and support he would receive.

[Martyr2]

The next day John read his story in the paper, right next to the article mentioning how 1 out of 5 DIC members get molested by strangers they let in their house.

[RodgerB]

John ignored this statistic, and went on his merry way to purchase Milk for his dearest mother.

[Martyr2]

She has been ill lately and needed milk to feed her other 9 children because she didn't have enough breast milk to do it herself.

[RodgerB]

John found this truth disturbing and was confronted with the same child molester he performed various difficult tasks for yesterday, entering the store.

[Martyr2]

The molester starts heading through the frozen food isle, strutting his stuff while he listens to "SexyBack by Justin Timberlake" and thinking about all the fun he had with John yesterday.

[RodgerB]

John knew he had to do the stalking, he slid behind the child molester with stealth, and poured the milk down his neck, knowing it would produce some sort of unthinkable reaction.

[supersloth]

john was then straight up raped.