Ermahgerd! What are you even working on, like, right now?

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Re: Ermahgerd! What are you even working on, like, right now?

Posted 07 March 2018 - 12:54 PM

Corporate IT dumb fucks blocked all of our internal URLs... including our build and test automation. Guess I am browsing the web for the rest of the day since I can't build or test _anything_.
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Posted 07 March 2018 - 12:58 PM

Sounds like a good time to get some balsa wood airplanes and hold a contest to see who could go the farthest. I suggest raiding a local roller rink or arcade's prize wall.

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Posted 07 March 2018 - 01:22 PM

Or just go to an arcade and roller rink...
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 07:58 AM

Fun fact - in windows 10 you can hold the windows key + ; and get the "emoji window" in darn near any text entry area. 😎 🥟 .. including Visual Studios! Sadly I can't instantiate a emoji taco variable as a name, but may try and hack a plugin for it. Muaha!
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:12 AM

Sorry to poop on your parade but emojis have colons don't they? Like :+1:? Aren't those illegal characters for variable/method names?
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:14 AM

Not certain. When I revolutionize programming with emojis, and before I am hunted down and shot by jon, I'll letcha know.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:17 AM

That's gonna be a pretty short window there.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:40 AM

Thanks. I'm in the hospital right now and needed a good laugh.

That leg infection is pretty bad so they've checked me in for IV antibiotics. Blergh. Meanwhile shit still breaks at work I gotta deal with lol...
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:46 AM

Holy hell! In the hospital?!

Soooooooo many questions.
For a long stint?
Do you need a blow up sheep to be mailed for company?
Smexy singing telegram?
Are those saw bones trying to take your leg; for covetous or meal prep reasons? (If they do make sure you keep that sucker! Like that guy who has his foot.)
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:53 AM

View Postdepricated, on 08 March 2018 - 10:40 AM, said:

Meanwhile shit still breaks at work I gotta deal with lol...


Well that makes total sense. I've always felt that the best code is written from a hospital bed - there's something about a course of antibiotics that brings one's mind to that rarest peak of clarity and insight that makes for the absolute top commits.

To be honest, I sometimes intentionally pick up a good infection when I need the productivity boost. I've been meaning to write a blog entry about it.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 09:32 AM

wat? jon u cray.

Are those the antibiotics that make your mouth taste like you drank sea water? Blech.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 10:13 AM

View Postjon.kiparsky, on 08 March 2018 - 07:53 AM, said:

To be honest, I sometimes intentionally pick up a good infection when I need the productivity boost. I've been meaning to write a blog entry about it.


So essentially what you are saying is that you were doping when you got that pragmatic solutions award. Sounds like we need a ruling on if that should be stripped from you and you be banned from competitive programming.

Judges?
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 10:44 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 08 March 2018 - 10:46 AM, said:

Holy hell! In the hospital?!

Soooooooo many questions.
For a long stint?
Do you need a blow up sheep to be mailed for company?
Smexy singing telegram?
Are those saw bones trying to take your leg; for covetous or meal prep reasons? (If they do make sure you keep that sucker! Like that guy who has his foot.)

Doctor says if it looks well I'll be out tomorrow afternoon. My primary doctor called me last night after some blood work came back and said it looked really alarming and I should pack a bag and head to the ER and prepare to stay a couple days. So here I am.

The hospital food is surprisingly good. Egg white omelet with spinach, peppers, onions, tomato, and cheese. Turkey sausage. Coffee. I actually enjoy all of those things, too. Lunch was tuna on wheat with lettuce with some mac n cheese and MOAR COFFEE

I asked if they could put coffee in my IV. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I - or anyone - has come to living the dream

They keep offering me narcotic painkillers and I keep telling them I want something non-addictive. My doctor doesn't even know what to do with me it's hilarious.

I also welcome blow up sheep and smexy singing telegrams
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 01:44 PM

Me: "The summary of our CI meeting is that people need to actually go to the CI meetings"
Tech Lead: "There's a CI meeting?"
... -__- ...
Sounds about right >_>


((CI == continuous improvement, not continuous integration))

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 01:47 PM

View PostMartyr2, on 08 March 2018 - 12:13 PM, said:

So essentially what you are saying is that you were doping when you got that pragmatic solutions award. Sounds like we need a ruling on if that should be stripped from you and you be banned from competitive programming.


Yep. I've been living with the shame ever since, too.

Feels pretty good.
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