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#1 DonSandbekkhaug   User is offline

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Two cannibals are eating a clown...

Posted 16 June 2019 - 12:11 PM

Hey programmers of DIC! I thought I'd start out with a joke:

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks,

"Does this taste funny to you?"

For real though, I've been programming for 10 years and I'm currently employed as a software engineer. These days, I mainly work on iOS apps.

Looking forward to learning more, and answering questions about Objective-C!

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Re: Two cannibals are eating a clown...

Posted 16 June 2019 - 07:59 PM

Welcome aboard! Working on any interesting side projects? Are you strictly just ios?
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#3 DonSandbekkhaug   User is offline

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 06:53 PM

I'm not actively working on any side projects, but I did write a small Twitter bot a few years ago. I'd like to learn more about backend development and system design.
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Re: Two cannibals are eating a clown...

Posted 01 July 2019 - 04:06 PM

I laughed out loud at the joke, never heard it before. I am a sucker for one liners and the like. Try this one...


A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.......

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
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Re: Two cannibals are eating a clown...

Posted 20 July 2019 - 06:08 AM

Well played!

I needed a laugh this morning and thanks for providing it.
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