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Love Children

Posted 11 May 2020 - 06:51 PM

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the other day chris randomly texted me, which today caused me to log in, which then caused me to realize that two months ago was NINETEEN YEARS since i pressed that register button. wild.

this means i have casually known some of you long enough that, were we to have casual-yet-consensual sex, and that sex resulted in an illegitimate love child, that that child would now be of voting age.

so i come to this thread to ask you: what would your and my child be like?

paint me a picture with your words (or paint me a picture with your picture editor of choice)

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Re: Love Children

Posted 11 May 2020 - 07:22 PM

Our Fuck Trophy would have run off. At age 12 they would be up to a pack a day, & jumping on open train cars, hitching rides across the country, all while pluckin a banjo.
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Re: Love Children

Posted 11 May 2020 - 08:29 PM

A cross between the gang from Hackers, burly Germans, and folk from Empire Records. Brash, recklessly unconcerned about details, incoherently dressed, and on the move.
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Re: Love Children

Posted 12 May 2020 - 11:28 AM

it checks out that both of you are the ones to respond and also that both of you think theirs some nomadic vagabond shit going on.

hope you two goofballs are doing well.
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Re: Love Children

Posted 12 May 2020 - 11:31 AM

They'd only be like 10, but probably chubby and depressed, but with high levels of sarcasm. Probably a basement weeb.
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Re: Love Children

Posted 12 May 2020 - 11:33 AM

Ha! The mythos of the supersloth is a large one, and probably has spawned an existence of its own.

Doing well - good to see you pop in.
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Re: Love Children

Posted 12 May 2020 - 11:59 AM

View PostNeoTifa, on 12 May 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

They'd only be like 10, but probably chubby and depressed, but with high levels of sarcasm. Probably a basement weeb.

tiny ass, tiny neck, huge head, big balls, and sad.
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Re: Love Children

Posted 12 May 2020 - 12:41 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 12 May 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostNeoTifa, on 12 May 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

They'd only be like 10, but probably chubby and depressed, but with high levels of sarcasm. Probably a basement weeb.

tiny ass, tiny neck, huge head, big balls, and sad.

doing a heckin' big sad :`(

View Postmodi123_1, on 12 May 2020 - 01:33 PM, said:

Doing well - good to see you pop in.


Same as modi123_1, it's great to see you in here!
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Re: Love Children

Posted 23 May 2020 - 05:59 AM

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Re: Love Children

Posted 28 May 2020 - 04:30 PM

Color me disappointed if supersloth doesn't have a sloth suit.

https://imgur.com/a/iWUjyDc
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Re: Love Children

Posted Yesterday, 11:57 AM

haha

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