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Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 17 November 2020 - 02:42 PM

Asking for a friend, but if you were gifted a commonly used item or two that was tooth-dazzled, which would be the worst?

For those not in the know, tooth-dazzling is like bedazzling, but instead of pretty-pretty gems one would use real (or faux), teeth.

Example:
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Baseball bats seem like a pro-gamer move, but come off as more of a serial killer like threat, and not a gift for the season.

Though, as a lark, one could use it as a funny joke when listening to Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' with friends you can ask "what time is it?" and if not one says "tooth-irty" you can pull out the bat.

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My immediate thoughts turn to things like pot holders, winter mittens, picture frames, oven mits, hammer or screwdriver handles, or a scarf. Socks seem fairly impractical, but I guess you could toothdazzle them on in the inside.

Is my friend missing something else painfully obvious?

Gracias.

This post has been edited by modi123_1: 17 November 2020 - 02:55 PM
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 17 November 2020 - 03:01 PM

Sex toys.
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 17 November 2020 - 03:13 PM

Are sex toys the obvious answer, or do I have a problem?

Since you mentioned pro-gamer, I'll suggest console controllers. Invite your buddy over for a friendly game. Steering wheel covers also, but you're going to be the only one suffering there. Eyeglass frames. The rim of your favorite coffee cup. A guitar. Your doorbell. Replace every button on your TV remote. The handle of your neighbor's mailbox.

edit: Damnit, beat me to it. I don't have a problem!

Ooh, I know.

A necktie.

The handle of a fishing rod.

A computer mouse.

A pet collar.
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 17 November 2020 - 03:19 PM

These are wonderful ideas, but I would have to think the sex toys is a bit much. It's not like one can pull out a modest six inch chattering black dildo in front of grandma lest she flexes hard to claim it as her own in a power play you will never live down.
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 17 November 2020 - 03:58 PM

Are you looking for ideas for Secret Satan this year?
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Posted 17 November 2020 - 04:08 PM

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It's not like one can pull out a modest six inch chattering black dildo in front of grandma lest she flexes hard to claim it as her own in a power play you will never live down.

Well then you should have said commonly-gifted instead of commonly-used. Grandma knows what's up.
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 17 November 2020 - 05:08 PM

A spatula.

A colander.

Cheese grater?

Headphones.

Grill tongs.

Chopsticks.

One of those neck pillows for sleeping on an airplane.

A DUCK!
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 18 November 2020 - 11:07 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 17 November 2020 - 05:19 PM, said:

It's not like one can pull out a modest six inch chattering black dildo in front of grandma lest she flexes hard to claim it as her own in a power play you will never live down.



I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of this sentence.
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Posted 18 November 2020 - 11:41 AM

I think I've been watching too much 'Modest Pelican Gaming' on youtube, and slowly adopting his deadpanned asshole commentary.
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 21 November 2020 - 09:05 AM

How has no one said a stuffed animal could you imagine a plush little stuffed puppy with some actual teeth in its jaw
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Re: Crowdsourcing worst items to toothdazzle

Posted 21 November 2020 - 09:49 AM

They have a commercially available line of "fugglers" that do that.

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Would have been a hell of a fun IP to ride up and crash on.
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