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My Room... Trashed!

Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:28 PM

Alrighty, let me give you some background to this situation...

This all started on July 4th when I pushed the 14 neighbor girl off the brick wall behind my house. She took this as a sign of... well... war. From that day on, it has been like the Hatfield and McCoys in my neighborhood. A few days after that, the doorbell rang... I answered but nobody was there so I stepped out... to my surprise I was blasted with the hose... I was soaked, the inside of my house was soaked... I had to seek revenge...

Next day, I went across the street with a 5 nozzle super soaker... I lit her ass up like the 4th of July, she was soaked. She didn't find it very amusing, and of course... saught revenge as well. A few days later, I'm over at there house, lounging around in their back yard when all of a sudden, I get pounded with a jet of water sending me running for the wall where I caught my watch and ripped a deep gash in my wrist. This brings us to this week... at the bowling ally on Sunday I poured water all over her then made her clean it up with her socks... then later... mountain dew was spilt... and we made her clean that up with her socks as well.

So now today, the doorbell rings... I VERY cautiously look through the peephole making sure there are no hoses, water guns, pies, etc. etc. There weren't so I opened the door... I look out on my yard to find all my trees are covered in toilet paper. I laugh, then they say... if you're planning on going anywhere tonight, you might want to leave early... I ask why... they point to my car which is filled to the top with crumpled newspaper and dirty old tin cans and soda cans. I open the door and several pieces of newspaper fall out and blow away... so this brings us to tonight... I had left to go out with a friend... when I came back, my car was clean... very clean... suspiciously clean. I walk in the door thinking something is up. I walk to my room and I find this:

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My room covered in 1 inch deep shredded paper... trash jammed in my closet and covering my computer desk and a TON of crumpled up paper and dirty old cans fill my dresser...

I figure next week I'll buy a few human size bags of packing peanuts and fill her room about 4-5 deep with them.

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:34 PM

holy shit that is awesome....
shes good...
you might have to step it up a notch.... :)

and i want more pics when u get her back ha.
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:34 PM

hahahahahahahahahhahaha thats fucking great, i wish i could do that with people. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:35 PM

CLASSIC!

She gets props from me!

Dude, you know you want her. HAHAHAHAHA

Packing peanuts are too expensive, get something messier. (thinks bowls of pudding)
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:38 PM

im pretty sure pudding will cost more than packing peanuts
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:41 PM

dude you know what you need, you know the balls from the ball pits at like McDonads play place, you need to fill her room with like 4 feet of them, and hide in the bottom of it with a camera so you can see her face when she sees it, and then show all of us this underage girl you are flirting with you pedifile (sp?)
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:49 PM

Ok, I got it... I think I'm gonna buy a few BIG bags of rice... the cheap kind... then cover her bed, pillow, sheets, etc... but where she can't see it, so when she crawls into bed, it's COVERED in rice... then... I'll put it in her dresser so it's all over her clothes so when she wakes up in the morning, it's all over the place!!!

Clean, Dry, Inexpensive..... VERY EFFECTIVE!
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:52 PM

tell me this, is the girl atleast cute?
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:54 PM

Eh... she's not ugly, but she's VERY tom boyish... so I wouldn't call her cute either... but she is 14, so I really shouldn't be judging what she looks like anyway man, that's more sloth's department :)
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 10:59 PM

No no you got it all wrong skyhawk...Sloths range is anything that is still nursing. Oh and sloth...Im back!


Oh and if you all really really want a pic of my sister i can post one...I just dont want to scare any of you.
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 11:01 PM

01. you're flirting with her and you are a dirty, drity old man.
02.those pictures are so freaking hilarious, i'd want the kind of gumption to do that to someone
03.rice is a good idea.
04. see #01 again.
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 11:06 PM

yeah, but make sure you mix it in with things, not just top things with it.

And get it in places where it will be hard to get out.
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 11:31 PM

Put a hose in her room while ur at it.. make it really hot.. add some seasoning, cut up vegitables.. and u got some good fucking rice!
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Posted 14 August 2002 - 11:44 PM

Damn she schooled you bro. You must not let her get away with that. By the way how did she enter your room, does she have a cohort on the inside?

:D

Cheers Sam
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Posted 15 August 2002 - 05:44 AM

damn, thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time :D

I wonder how long it'll go on for...

sounds like it's just gonna keep getting worse if you carry on :P

oh yeah, you want my advice on pranks, innovate, don't impersonate.

think of something original to do, don't just go filling her room with junk like she did to you.
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