[SilverSurfer]

So I heard, several folks were in awe at Will's masterful performance at Hooters...maybe it's a good thing I wasn't there or we would have the entire Hooters staff feeding the 2 of us. :)

Any of you guys need some pointers??

[Vetritus03]

FEEDING us?  ok... but who has the pimpdaddy.com license plate cover?  hmm?  ME  MUHAHAHAHA.  but i will say this guys... with a little liquid courage silver will talk to ANYTHING with two legs...

[Vetritus03]

maybe we should make a tutorial about how to pick up chicks... we'll get lesham to help validate our tips.

[supersloth]

manimal did the guide to real world interaction. best tute we ever had...

[SilverSurfer]

Shhh! Don't let them in on the secret.  The majority are just youngins and we can't contribute to the deliquency. :)  But I suppose we can help them stray from the ways of the nerd and int the ancient techniques of the pympn dadi mastuhs.

[Vetritus03]

(in my best "Shaft Voice")

Right On...

[Vetritus03]

now i need to dust off my Mr. T starter kit...

prolly in the box with the rest of my high school memorabilia...

[runtime error]

Hey i'd be careful with this pimp daddy title.

There is only room for one Papa Smurf.

And that would be me. So which one of you lovely ladies want to be my smurfette.

[Vetritus03]

dude... have you ever seen a smurf's feet?  sorry dude... you ain't going anywhere.  lol.  just playin'

[miaka284]

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Quote: from Vetritus03 on 1:52 am on Sep. 30, 2001
FEEDING us?  ok... but who has the pimpdaddy.com license plate cover?  hmm?  ME  MUHAHAHAHA.  but i will say this guys... with a little liquid courage silver will talk to ANYTHING with two legs...

for someone who doesn't have a chick.. sure have a big ego.. (jk)

[Vetritus03]

the Will doesn't need A chick.  in fact, the Will doesn't need chicks at all.  he's a true pimp... reference Jay Z: Big Pimpin'

[miaka284]

roflmao

[Vetritus03]

here ya go...

Big Pimpin'
f/ U.G.K.

[Jay-Z]
Uhh, uh uh uh
It's big pimpin baby..
It's big pimpin, spendin G's
Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..

You know I - thug em, f--- em, love em, leave em
Cause I don't f---in need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don't f---in feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin
Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust than believe em
In the cut where I keep em
til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up
Let em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread
so you can be livin it up? Shit I..
parts with nothin, y'all be frontin
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin..
Hoe get yo' ass in
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

Chorus One: Jay-Z

We doin.. big pimpin, we spendin G's
Check em out now
Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, spendin cheese
We doin - big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B

[Bun B]
Nigga it's the - big Southern rap impresario
Comin straight up out the black bar-rio
Makes a mill' up off a sorry hoe
Then sit back and peep my sce-nawr-e-oh
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No I can't f--- a scary hoe
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Hoes start pointin - they say, "There he go!"
Now these motherf---ers know we carry mo' heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little shit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up yo' vocab
Don't be surprised if yo' hoe stab out with me
and you see us comin down on yo' slab
Livin ghetto-fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
But nigga if you hatin I
then you wait while I get yo' bitch butt-naked, just break it
You gotta pay like you weigh wet wit two pairs of clothes on
Now get yo' ass to the back as I'm flyin to the track
Timbaland let me spit my pro's on
Pump it up in the pro-zone
That's the track that we breakin these hoes on
Ain't the track that we flow's on
But when shit get hot, then the glock start poppin like ozone
We keep hoes crunk like Trigger-man
Fo' real it don't get no bigger man
Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip
Gettin blowed with the motherf---in Jigga Man, fool

Chorus Two: Bun B

We be.. big pimpin, spendin G's
We be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We be.. big pimpin down in P.A.T.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
Cause we be.. big pimpin, spendin cheese
And we be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
Cause we be.. big pimpin in P.A.T.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B.. nigga

[Pimp C]
Uhh.. smokin out, throwin up, keepin lean up in my cup
All my car got leather and wood, in my hood we call it buck
Everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall
If he up, watch him fall, nigga I can't f--- witch'all
If I wasn't rappin baby, I would still be ridin Mercedes
Chromin shinin sippin daily, no rest until whitey pay me
Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys
Comin down in candied toys, smokin weed and talkin noise

Chorus Two

[Ruck]

And being a 'pimp' is fulfilling how? I mean besides from just gettin' some 'play'.

[miaka284]

okay.. you've proven your point by posting the whole song on here....  <amy shakes her head>