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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:52 AM

View PostWolfCoder, on 17 Jun, 2008 - 11:42 AM, said:

It also deflects bullets.


...and cleans the house, served food, and mows the lawn? :P
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:53 AM

Nah just the bullets and BJs >.<
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:55 AM

View PostWolfCoder, on 17 Jun, 2008 - 11:53 AM, said:

Nah just the bullets and BJs >.<


darn... :lol:
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:58 AM

Well there's something in it for the females too. Possibly the best money can buy in it's kind even, seeing that it's 1500.

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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:14 AM

That is awesome!! I wouldnt buy one if i had the money though, yes its cool but looks complicated to type on tbh.
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 04:04 PM

I definitely wouldn't buy one. The only reason i thought it was interesting enough to post it because it is so darn expensive. You can get a high-res 1440x900 monitor these days for only a few hundred bucks. What on earth makes this keyboard so expensive?
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:30 PM

thats not really that high res at all, just want to let you know. And resolution isnt the only thing that makes a monitor good. The contrast is important for good color and also the response time is important. High res to me is either 1080 or quad HD. Quad HD in a normal home TV is unheard of, but it is nice. and the whole 480HD thing is a load of crap, thats 4 more lines then standard, there is no benefit at all to having it.
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:58 PM

View PostWolfCoder, on 17 Jun, 2008 - 08:58 AM, said:

Well there's something in it for the females too. Possibly the best money can buy in it's kind even, seeing that it's 1500.


You just want it to give BJ's so you don't have to anymore...
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 06:10 PM

View Postferrari12508, on 17 Jun, 2008 - 05:30 PM, said:

thats not really that high res at all, just want to let you know. And resolution isnt the only thing that makes a monitor good. The contrast is important for good color and also the response time is important. High res to me is either 1080 or quad HD. Quad HD in a normal home TV is unheard of, but it is nice. and the whole 480HD thing is a load of crap, thats 4 more lines then standard, there is no benefit at all to having it.

I'm just trying to make my point.
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 07:18 PM

View PostKYA, on 17 Jun, 2008 - 05:45 AM, said:

For $1,500 that keyboard had better give blowjobs.

Amazing how a conversation can wander. This started off about a keyboard, now look where it's at.
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 07:24 PM

I buy my keyboards at Goodwill (or other thrift stores). The spring loaded keys allow me to type faster.

However, while these keyboards only cost $1 or $2 dollars, they do NOT come with any BJs or Bullet protection.
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 07:39 PM

What about bullet protection during a blowjob? Let's face it, you are pretty vulnerable at that point--what if your enemies come through the door shooting?
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 07:54 PM

View PostKYA, on 17 Jun, 2008 - 07:39 PM, said:

what if your enemies come through the door shooting?


Always position the woman between you and the door, that way she's protecting the important parts...
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:02 PM

woot lol.
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Re: $1,500 Keyboard

Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:03 PM

View PostKYA, on 17 Jun, 2008 - 10:39 PM, said:

What about bullet protection during a blowjob? Let's face it, you are pretty vulnerable at that point--what if your enemies come through the door shooting?

Either way, someone is getting shot. Hopefully you shoot before they do. Otherwise it was a waste of time.
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