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#1 skyhawk133

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Would You Rather...

Posted 07 July 2008 - 12:49 PM

Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Answer, then post your own would you rather.

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 07 July 2008 - 06:37 PM

skyhawk133, on 7 Jul, 2008 - 12:49 PM, said:

Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Answer, then post your own would you rather.

You're a sick ass puppy.... but not as sick as I....

I'll take the razor. I don't do snot.

Would you rather
use a hookers shorts to strain your drinking water, or
suck the puss from boils off a mans ass.?

#3 skyhawk133

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 07 July 2008 - 07:50 PM

Hooker all the way... they call it Pan Tea

Would you rather
drink the black muck from a 14 year old sink trap, or
take a meat cleaver to the taint?

#4 MarkoDaGeek

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 07 July 2008 - 07:55 PM

I'd drink the muck, I think I could recover quicker from something like that.

Would you rather give a 100 year old man a very detailed sponge bath, or a 100 year old woman?

#5 jacobjordan

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 07 July 2008 - 08:51 PM

I would probably pass out after doing either, but considering i'm a man, i'd take the woman.

Would you rather have a 6 month old spit up in your mouth after he just drank a quart of cod liver oil, or have an 80 year old man go diarrea in your mouth?

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 11 July 2008 - 04:27 PM

I'd take the baby puke. After 6 months, a person sort of becomes immune to baby fluids, whereas old folks have had years in which to, er, refine their digestive nastiness.

Would you rather snort 10 ounces of powdered wasabi, or re-write Firefox in COBOL?

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 05:51 PM

I'll re-write the code thank you....

Would you rather be....

the victim in a sado movie, or lick sweaty dog nuts for 5 hours...

#8 jacobjordan

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 11 July 2008 - 06:27 PM

I'd be the victim. I would take almost anything over 5 hours of something like that.

Would you rather calculate Pi to 10,000 digits using pencil and paper only, or have a C++ program that causes a segmentation fault run at your computer's startup?

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#9 chili5

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 13 July 2008 - 04:07 PM

I'd rather calculate the digits of PI

Would you rather watch your siblings get eaten by a fly or have your computer explode?

#10 PsychoCoder

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 13 July 2008 - 06:10 PM

Thats a no-brainer, Id watch my siblings get eaten (thats easy since I haven't seen them in almost 25 years now LOL!)

Would you rather watch a porn with your parent, or watch porn your parents are in?

#11 Mikhail

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Re: Would You Rather...

Posted 13 July 2008 - 10:17 PM

I'd rather watch porn with a parent, cause watching porn with parents in it is nasty.

Would you rather jump out from the plane with a parachute, or wait till it crashes. considering your parachute doesn't open.