[Winstinology]

Okay, so sometimes (maybe it's just me), people say things to me that just sound so damn random their almost ridiculous. I'm starting to notice it more and more and it has become quite humorous to me actually. The kind of things that you're pretty sure nobody has said in that exact order EVER in history. Shit like that..

This is how we're going to do this, I'm going to start it with something completely ridiculous, weird and totally random that my girlfriend said to me the other night. (she actually had a reason for saying it but that's besides the point..). Then the next person and so fourth. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT SOMEBODY ACTUALLY SAID TO YOU.. or you said..


From the mouth of my sweetheart:

"Baby, toenails are not confetti!!"

[capty99]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

[modi123_1]

Side note, they have a covey of sites dedicated to this very issue:

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/
http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/

[Nova Dragoon]

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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[NickDMax]

<Captain> Why are the chairs in this space?
<Chief> This is where they guys like to come down and conjugate.
<SmartAss Sailor> (under breath) amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant.

(yes... the smart ass Sailor was me -- I didn't really love the chief, though I was very fond of the captain I didn't love him either... but that was the only Latin verb I really knew how to conjugate at the time).

<Same Chief> I have been to bat for your guys, I have fought this tooth and comb.

This post has been edited by NickDMax: 28 July 2008 - 02:16 PM

[fooboo]

modi123_1, on 28 Jul, 2008 - 01:01 PM, said:

Side note, they have a covey of sites dedicated to this very issue:

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/
http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/

my fav so far "Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?"

[BenignDesign]

Last night at my very own dinner table:

<Me> So what did you do at the sitter's today?

<Kid #2> Went bowling.

<Kid #1> And played outside.

<Kid #2> And had cookies.

<Kid #1> How do you get pregnant?

<Me> **Chokes on tater tot.**

[Ellie]

Hehe there's even an overheard in London
http://www.overheardinlondon.co.uk/

[biggles2008]

That made me Choke on my Chips Benign

[KYA]

Nova Dragoon, on 28 Jul, 2008 - 01:20 PM, said:

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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

lewis black is full of win

[no2pencil]

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I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest fuckin' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm . . . I dunno . . . I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress."

-- Bill Hicks

[gabehabe]

<rant>
A lot of people make too much of an effort to be random, so it ends up not being random.

Rather than random, think spontineity~
</rant>

But then again, I live in a town full of chavs and "random emos" who will introduce themselves by telling you that their name is Bob or Dave (regardless of whether they're boys or girls) and that they're random.

[OliveOyl3471]

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George, pick me all the peters out of there. I want all the peters.

This was said by a girl in church today. They were playing Bible bingo and her bingo card had "Peter" (which represents 1st and 2nd Peter, two books in the New Testament of the Bible.) So she wanted him to pick all her numbers on her card. I thought of this thread when she said it, though.

[Damage]

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"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

Guess who

i know it's not quite random but meh.