Office Dares

Found where it shouldn't be in our company email system:

>ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
>
>1 - Run one lap around the office at top speed.
>
>2 - Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
>'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time -.
>
> 3 - Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
>
> 4 - Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
>say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
>
> 5 - To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
>head
>
> 6 - When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
>huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
>
> 7 - Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
>say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
>
> 8 - Walk sideways to the photocopier.
>
> 9 - While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open
>
> THREE-POINTS DARES
>
>1 - Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
>double-barrelled fingers.
>
> 2 - Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask,"Did you get
>all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
>
>3 - Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice -.
>
> 4 - Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
>nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight -.
>
> 5 - Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
>
>FIVE POINT DARES
>
>1 - At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice
>to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if
>you actually launch into it yourself -.
>
> 2 - Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
>with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
>
>3 - For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
>
>4 - Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
>number two".
>
>5 - After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent -
>As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
>
> 6 - While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
>
> 7 - In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
>and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
>
> 8 - At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce,"As God is my
>witness, I'll never go hungry again."
>
> 9 - In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in
> tights".
>
>10 - Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
>trade?".
>
>11 - Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
>"Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
>
>12 - Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why,say, "I can't
>talk about it".
>
>13 - Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
>lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
>
>14 - Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,etc - during a
>very important conference call.
>
> 15 - Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
>
>16 - Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
>pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
>
>17 - Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash
>each biscuit with your fist.
>
>18 - During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
>door.
>
>19 - Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
>attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life
>counterparts.