[KYA]

If politicians today programmed, what would they use?

I'll start:

Obama would code in VB:

Dim Politician As Idiot;

Quote

I believe in change! Let's stop practicing old VB. We must embrace change! We must use VB.NET!

Nancy Pelosi would program only in pseudocode:

WHILE NOT wanting to drill in America for oil
	 PRINT We must free ourselves from foreign oil dependence

[OliveOyl3471]

Bill Clinton:

while(guilty)
  {
   cout<<"I did not have sexual relations with that woman.\n";
  }

if(caught)
  {
   cout<<"That depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."; 
  }

[gbertoli3]

This is a great thread. Sorry, but I'm not into politics so I won't post anything, unless I find something.
Isn't this supposed to be in the Corner Cubicle Forum because it has programming in it.

This post has been edited by gbertoli3: 28 August 2008 - 05:37 PM

[KYA]

If it was a serious discussion then yes I imagine.

Here's another:

Al Gore:

#define GLOBAL_WARMING true

while (GLOBAL_WARMING){
     accept PeacePrize;
     cout << "If you don't beleive me, then you hate your children!";
     if (someDissent())
             break;
}

[supersloth]

McCain

[no2pencil]

Ooh, Ooh, can I do Bush?

extern void war();

while(within_term) war();

void war(void) {
  debt++;
  economy--;
  ~rights_of_US_citizens();
}

[nirvanarupali]

Nice to no2.

[AdamSpeight2008]

Margaret Thatcher

DELETE milk FROM schools WHERE cost = 'free'

[KYA]

no2pencil, on 28 Aug, 2008 - 11:55 PM, said:

Ooh, Ooh, can I do Bush?

Why couldn't you? That's the whole point of the thread.

[gabehabe]

Just a general stab at most governments:

#include "kids.h"
#define SOME NULL
void gotoWar()
{
    if (kid.Experience == NULL && kid.Training == SOME)
        kid.SendToWar();
}

[Nykc]

Very entertaining but why is everyone using C++ now, come on let's get more creative.

@ no2 - I believe bush would use Assembly language.

[KYA]

Dick Cheney:

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[itdemo]

KYA, on 29 Aug, 2008 - 04:10 PM, said:

Dick Cheney:

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That makes sense for him!

to text: ¶áÛnm}

[KYA]

That was the goal

[akozlik]

while ( ! votesAllCounted)
{
    if (vote == "Bush")
    {
       bushVotes++;
    }
    else if (vote == "Kerry")
    {
          if (rand(0, 1) == 0)
          {
               kerryVotes--;
          }
          else
          {
                kerryVotes++;
          }
    }
}