[Noldona]

Because MegaMaid has switched from suck to blow.

Why are Mel Brooks movies the greatest?

[engale]

Because you lied.

Why is it that "The Rock" thinks he can act?

[gabehabe]

Because wrestling is nothing more than acting, and acting is just another way of saying "tailgated by spaghetti"

What is round?

[engale]

A ball is round in 3d.

Why is Mt. Dew the best drink in the world 2nd only by Jolt?

[OliveOyl3471]

because it's yellow.

What is a star?

[Noldona]

"Someone once told me the great kings of old are up there watching us. They are fireflies. Fireflies that got stuck up in that big blueiish-black thing. Oh, I though they were big balls of gas burning billions of miles away. Pumba, everything with you is gas." - The Lion King

Why do I quote the most random movies at times and yet almost always seem to have a quote which fits the situation?

[engale]

Because you are an outcast with nothin' better to do.

Why will cigarette's kill me?

[gabehabe]

Because cigarette's is possessive. Cigarettes is plural.
(Pet hate)

And because they're possessive, they eat you.

What happens if?

[engale]

absolutely nothing.

Why not finish your question with something a bit more funny?

[Noldona]

Because it is gab.

Why does the posts have to be funny?

[gabehabe]

Because if it wasn't, I fear that engale's head might explode with awe.

What happens if I finish my sentence?

[engale]

The world will make sence.

What would happen if I made sence?

[BetaWar]

Not sure... maybe you would make a few more cents an hour...

What happens when you attempt to take the derivative of a number that has already been integrated into M$?

[Noldona]

You get the square root of the -1 divided by 0 and then the world blows up.

Why is my boss a moron?

[OliveOyl3471]

Because apparently he/she/ is not a member of DIC, lucky for you.

Where is Gabehabe this morning?