[ishkabible]

because awesomeness...

is this question meta?

[Mylo]

That depends if this answer is meta

Is nothing something?

[strawhat89]

no thats everything

is a dic++ bigger than a normal dic?

[OLH064]

Since DIC is an integer, a DIC++ is one incredibly small unit bigger than a DIC.

What was he thinking before he died?

[MangoTux]

"He" was actually toothpaste, and toothpaste doesn't think, even when running empty.

This post has twelve 's's in it. How many does the answer to this question have?

This post has been edited by MangoTux: 21 February 2012 - 04:16 PM

[creativecoding]

None.

If I won $25, how much money would I have?

[MangoTux]

$-14,975.

Wouldn't it be neat if this was a hypothetical question?

[OLH064]

That question was like Schrodinger's cat; taken to a better home.

How many times has infinity happened?

[strawhat89]

no idea about infinity, but i hear trinity got screwed thrice

how much wood would a woodchuck get if it saw a hot woodchuck of the female variety?

[MangoTux]

Oh, he'd chuck wood, if you know what I mean.

If you can't see the forest for the trees, what can't you see the code for?

[Smarty57]

Lemon pie

Why is my computer on fire?

[natecat]

Because Mondays are the worst days of the week.

Why am I so boss?

[Syrius Biznous]

Because pluto's not a planet

Who ate my ice cream sandwich?

[Choscura]

Cartwheeling.

What do you call someone who's against antidisestablishmentarianism?

[aresh]

Choscura.

Why are you alive ??