[Thorian]

Background my frend tony runs a Gaming store in St Louis. you know PC, RPG, ccg comics that sort of shite

Well tony was playing a game of Magic when some guy walks into the store acting all nervous so the guy asked to see his used Playstation games ( tony keeps the inserts in a cd binder with a Blank CDR behind it ( tony really hates theives ). So tony thinks nothing of letting this guy thumb through the binder. tony sits back down and continues his game. Meanwhile soon to be petty theif keeps mumbling something about having money. after 5 minues of looking through the binder he tucks it to his chest and makes a break for the door. Tony ( who is about 275-300 lbs stands up and sees that this punk is on a bike so tony tells Mark to watch the store. he runs out fires up his Montecarlo and the chase is on. well shit head turned a corner he got that feeling that he got away with it and slowed down. Tony notices this and lines the center of his hood up with this guys bile and floors it. Dumb ass notices the black monte carlo of doom bearing down on him ditches the bike and takes off on foot down the alley. Tony then calls the police n his cell phone and askes them to meet him back at his store where tony explaned the story to the officer. The cop basically said that Tony should consider the 350 mountan bike as payment for the $12 Binder of blank cdr's.

The Moral of the story is do not steal from large Italian men named Tony

[jaredigital]

the only way that story could get better is if Tony caught the kid and made him eat all the CD booklets.

[Thorian]

Ill have to Send you Guys some of the emails He replied to ebay auction complainers theese get really funny

[supersloth]

omfg that is hilarious!

funniest thing i've heard in weeks.

reminds me of the time some kid threw a rock at my friends car (their were 5 of us in the car at the time) we got out, surounded him, and told him to lick the tire. his tongue was half an inch from the tire when we said he could leave.

[aswettla]

I've been so pissed off today.................

This rocks.

[Quik]

supersloth, on Jan 7 2003, 06:42 PM, said:

omfg that is hilarious!

funniest thing i've heard in weeks.

reminds me of the time some kid threw a rock at my friends car (their were 5 of us in the car at the time) we got out, surounded him, and told him to lick the tire. his tongue was half an inch from the tire when we said he could leave.

omg You shouldve made him do it.

[Ben Goulbourn]

yeah
he threw a piece of hardened "magma" at your friends "car"

you should have made him "lick" the "tire"

[arniie]

LOL

I wanna see the petty thiefs face when he realises he has lost his bike, he's got a load of blank cd-r s and he is gonna have to watch over his shoulder for a Italian called tony for months !

[jaredigital]

Ben Goulbourn, on Jan 7 2003, 10:04 PM, said:

yeah
he threw a piece of hardened "magma" at your friends "car"

you should have made him "lick" the "tire"

i "think" that's what they "almost" did.

[Quik]

OKAY THANK YOU DANNY

[jaredigital]

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