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#1 The Neoracle   User is offline

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Best_spam_ever!

Posted 13 February 2003 - 10:45 PM

I just got this spam. Funniest shit ever:

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WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU BANGED
A SUPERMODEL??
Probably never, right? Let's face it, you'll never have the chance to either since they're too busy bangin' rockstars and celebs.

Why not be realistic & go for the normal chicks that are wayyyyy easier to nail with minimal effort. Take Flick on the right for example, she's not the hottest chick but after a couple beers & she'll do just fine. Our site has 1000's more plain jane sluts in vids & pictures doing the unimaginable! No snobby cunt supermodels here! Just nasty fuck sluts! All of it for nothing!!!

CHECK OUT OUR AVERAGE BITCHES HERE FOR NOTHING




The porn industry is funny.

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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 13 February 2003 - 10:50 PM

LMFAO!

i wish my spam was at least entertaining like that.
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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 13 February 2003 - 10:51 PM

heh. Man, I hate spam :dead:
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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 14 February 2003 - 12:23 AM

i've got some amusing spam before, but thats by far the funniest :lol:
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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:35 AM

the marketing people are either ::

a.) on strike
b.) doing april fool's day early
c.) quack-nuts
d.) bored
e.) dont get paid enough
f.) all of the above

wow :blink:

-pete :pirate:
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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:54 AM

Ha, porn industry has marketers?

They probably hired a horny 16 year old to write that stuff.
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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 14 February 2003 - 12:54 PM

Holy shit I got the same one, I was dieing for a while, reminds me of that strip club slogan "100's of beautiful girls, 3 ugly ones." Not that I visit those types of places. :crazy:
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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 14 February 2003 - 01:01 PM

i keep it if it is spam about PoRn
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#9 The Neoracle   User is offline

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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 14 February 2003 - 01:47 PM

The funny thing is that the girl in the pic beside that is actually kinda hot.

I just think it's funny there's porn sites with "regular, ugly girls". That's like an oxy moron.
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Re: Best_spam_ever!

Posted 14 February 2003 - 03:00 PM

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plain jane sluts

Yeah that is a good one too.
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