He was "down 'ome" in Cornwall in a cafe and a tourist family came in. They had a kid who was all togged up in a brand new safari outfit especially for his holiday.
My uncle meal arrived so he picked up the tomato sauce and gave it a good shake only to find that the lid wasn't on.
He turned round to see the kid covered head to foot in tomato sauce...proper funny

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