[Noldona]

Dang, found a hole.

Your wish is granted, but it is a rabid condor and it bites your head off.

[NeoTifa]

Et tu, monsieur?

Moi, j'épere pour un homme très beau, que resemble à Gabehabe. ~_^

[Noldona]

Oh, yea forgot to post a wish.

I wish I could understand, read, and write all languages.

[Cheeto]

Wish granted, but in learning to read and write all languages, you loose the ability to speak ANY language

I wish for Fallout 3 to stop crashing every 3 minutes or so...

[Nykc]

Wish granted - you get the Xbox 360 version but then get the red rings of death 5 minutes into the game. Make sure you visit the S.P.E.C.I.A.L thread in the Games/Jokes section.

I wish I was 16 again

[NeoTifa]

You're sweet 16 again, but have never been kissed.

I wish I could code like an expert.

[Valek]

NeoTifa, on 12 Nov, 2008 - 02:04 PM, said:

Et tu, monsieur?

Moi, j'épere pour un homme très beau, que resemble à Gabehabe. ~_^

Granted, but he's got the mental capacity of a double-lobotomy patient.

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I wish I could code like an expert.

Also granted, but gaining that ability has removed your memory, so you can no longer plan out things to code.

I wish for immortality.

[GWatt]

Granted, but you keep on getting older and more decrepit and you have dementia. forever
I wish for the next person's wish to be corrupted.

[gabehabe]

NeoTifa, on 12 Nov, 2008 - 09:04 PM, said:

Et tu, monsieur?

Moi, j'épere pour un homme très beau, que resemble à Gabehabe. ~_^

No one is as hot as me.

And you didn't think I'd be able to read that, did you? LMAO

[NeoTifa]

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[red_4900]

My wish is corrupted. But I get 100 more wishes. Happy now?

誰かが次の文を英語に翻訳して読んでくれてほしい。「俺はバカ」

[gabehabe]

3.14

I wish I understood the previous post.

[josiahb]

Someone with the following statement translated into English and I want to read. "I'm an idiot"

Now you do, but you no longer understand anything else.

I wish I'd never seen this thread.

[red_4900]

josiahb, on 14 Nov, 2008 - 05:51 AM, said:

Someone with the following statement translated into English and I want to read. "I'm an idiot"

You used Google translation? The translation there sucks.

It's supposed to be "I want someone to translate the next sentence into English and read it. 「I'm an idiot」"

This post has been edited by red_4900: 14 November 2008 - 07:24 AM

[OliveOyl3471]

Josiah, you have never looked at this thread but wondering what was said here drove you crazy, so you now live in a psychiatric hospital.

I wish I was smarter and better looking than the next poster.