You are, but so are 7 poisonous snakes.
I wish my team wins tomorrow
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#227
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:22 PM
granted, but then you wake up 
i wish class was over...
i wish class was over...
#228
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:55 PM
Granted but theres another one after that..
I wish school never starts again. (I have my holidays right now)
I wish school never starts again. (I have my holidays right now)
#229
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 24 April 2009 - 11:29 AM
School never starts again but you die right before your would-be vacation was over
I wish for infinite knowledge/wisdom
I wish for infinite knowledge/wisdom
#230
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 24 April 2009 - 02:04 PM
Granted, but it makes your brain explode.
I wish for break, and for me to live through it.
I wish for break, and for me to live through it.
#231
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 24 April 2009 - 02:48 PM
Granted but you fall into a coma until the break is over.
I wish for an unlimited supply of beer
I wish for an unlimited supply of beer
#232
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 24 April 2009 - 06:46 PM
You get it but at the same time you get me and my boys hanging around your place all the time, drinking beer..
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very god wish...)
I wish for an unlimited supply of potato chips to go with the beer.
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very god wish...)
I wish for an unlimited supply of potato chips to go with the beer.
#233
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 24 April 2009 - 07:28 PM
granted, but it turns out that they found a new type of cancer caused by potato chips.
i wish people wouldn't be so stupid...
i wish people wouldn't be so stupid...
#234
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 25 April 2009 - 03:40 AM
Granted, people will no longer be stupid. However, your IQ just dropped 40 points and you're forced to wear a bicycle helmet and ride a short bus for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a new guitar...
I wish I had a new guitar...
#235
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 25 April 2009 - 05:44 AM
granted but you play so hard that you break all the strings.
I wish for a good nights sleep.
I wish for a good nights sleep.
#236
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 25 April 2009 - 11:12 AM
Granted. But you never wake up.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
#237
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 25 April 2009 - 02:56 PM
granted but the earth core shuts down and we all die
I wish I had a pickle
I wish I had a pickle
#238
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 25 April 2009 - 06:27 PM
granted, but the pickle juice irritates your eyes causing you to go blind...
i wish for more nights like these (so relaxing, don't ruin it
)
i wish for more nights like these (so relaxing, don't ruin it
#239
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:34 AM
Granted, but the nights that arent like these cause you to commit suicide.
I wish for a mild day.
I wish for a mild day.
#240
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:20 PM
granted, but when your mild day starts the earth's definition of a mild day changes to a day that is freezing fu**ing cold.
I wish that i would win the lottery.
What're you talking about? I couldn't think of a more brutal corruption of my wish!
jk
I wish that i would win the lottery.
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You get it but at the same time you get me and my boys hanging around your place all the time, drinking beer..
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very god wish...)
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very god wish...)
What're you talking about? I couldn't think of a more brutal corruption of my wish!
This post has been edited by 333OnlyHalfEvil: 27 April 2009 - 02:21 PM

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