Corrupt a Wish

time for some dreams to be crushed

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:19 PM

You are, but so are 7 poisonous snakes.

I wish my team wins tomorrow

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:22 PM

granted, but then you wake up :)

i wish class was over...

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:55 PM

Granted but theres another one after that..

I wish school never starts again. (I have my holidays right now)

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 11:29 AM

School never starts again but you die right before your would-be vacation was over

I wish for infinite knowledge/wisdom

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 02:04 PM

Granted, but it makes your brain explode.

I wish for break, and for me to live through it.

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 02:48 PM

Granted but you fall into a coma until the break is over.

I wish for an unlimited supply of beer

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 06:46 PM

You get it but at the same time you get me and my boys hanging around your place all the time, drinking beer..
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very god wish...)

I wish for an unlimited supply of potato chips to go with the beer.

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 07:28 PM

granted, but it turns out that they found a new type of cancer caused by potato chips.


i wish people wouldn't be so stupid...

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 03:40 AM

Granted, people will no longer be stupid. However, your IQ just dropped 40 points and you're forced to wear a bicycle helmet and ride a short bus for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a new guitar...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 25 April 2009 - 05:44 AM

granted but you play so hard that you break all the strings.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 11:12 AM

Granted. But you never wake up.

I wish for world peace.

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 02:56 PM

granted but the earth core shuts down and we all die


I wish I had a pickle

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 06:27 PM

granted, but the pickle juice irritates your eyes causing you to go blind...


i wish for more nights like these (so relaxing, don't ruin it :) )

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:34 AM

Granted, but the nights that arent like these cause you to commit suicide.

I wish for a mild day.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:20 PM

granted, but when your mild day starts the earth's definition of a mild day changes to a day that is freezing fu**ing cold.

I wish that i would win the lottery.

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You get it but at the same time you get me and my boys hanging around your place all the time, drinking beer..
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very god wish...)


What're you talking about? I couldn't think of a more brutal corruption of my wish! :D jk

This post has been edited by 333OnlyHalfEvil: 27 April 2009 - 02:21 PM


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