[Gloin]

You get it but at the same time you get me and my boys hanging around your place all the time, asking for money, drinking what's left of your beer..
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very good wish...)

I wish I had a snickers.

[mobius4139]

Granted, but it winds up being the last one in the world and an old lady kicks your but and takes it from you and you're now lying in a pool of your own blood while the old lady eats your snickers.


I wish that I had more time with my family

*edited for typos

This post has been edited by mobius4139: 28 April 2009 - 02:40 PM

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

Gloin, on 27 Apr, 2009 - 02:00 PM, said:

You get it but at the same time you get me and my boys hanging around your place all the time, asking for money, drinking what's left of your beer..
(Hey, that's actually not so bad but then it was a very good wish...)

I wish I had a snickers.

Hahaha

Granted, you all get thrown in prison for the rest of your lives... Plenty of time

I wish for the class I'm sitting in right now to end.

[firebolt]

Granted but the next one is even boring-er.

I wish for my muscle cramps to go away.

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

haha it ended before the post so I think I'm safe

Granted, your muscle cramps go away....along with your soul!

I wish the world in firebolt's pic would spin the other way.

[Gloin]

Granted but at the same time your brain starts working backwards so you never perceive it.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today

[no2pencil]

You don't have to go to school today! But that's because you have swine flu.

I wish Gloin didn't have swine flu.

[Gloin]

I don't have it anymore thanks to you curing me. Unfortunately you got contaminated yourself in the process so now you got it.

I wish no2pencil didn't have swine flu.


On a side note, didn't we establish that I couldn't get the swine flu on account of being a perfect gentleman?!

This post has been edited by Gloin: 29 April 2009 - 02:49 AM

[firebolt]

Granted but suddenly he got bird flu.

I wish #2pencil's bird flu would fly away.

[mobius4139]

firebolt, on 29 Apr, 2009 - 02:04 AM, said:

Granted but suddenly he got bird flu.

I wish #2pencil's bird flu would fly away.

granted but as it flew away it pooped on your face and you got it.



I wish that I don't' have to work anymore multiple (being 3) 16 hour days in a row ever again

This post has been edited by mobius4139: 02 May 2009 - 02:49 PM

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

Granted, instead you now have to work three 18 hour days in a row.

I wish for a robot that would cook and clean for me.

[Gloin]

You get it but before you know it, the robot eats your food and poops on the floor.


I wish my report would be done soon.

[s3thst4]

It's done, but your professor calls you and gives you extra homework due tomorrow.

I wish I had a new guitar string.

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

You get a new guitar string but all of the other ones break so you only have one.

I wish my senior project was done.

[noorahmad]

i wish i was the best hacker of the world