[J0K3R]

Granted. you get tracked down by the FBI and get life sentance.

I wish I had a wish.

[firebolt]

not granted.

I wish for an Ice Age and everyone dies.

[Ed_Bighead]

Granted, but enough time passes and evolution progress to the point of humans and civilization. You exist again and so does everyone you know.

I wish people could reasonably sleep fewer hours without feeling negative results.

[mobius4139]

Wish granted, but ultimately you begin to suffer from insomnia and wind up in a mental institution.

I wish that I was a Wookie

*Changed my wish

This post has been edited by mobius4139: 16 May 2009 - 11:03 AM

[computerfox]

granted, but you get lost in the woods, get raped, then get cut up into millions of pieces...


i wish i found a new job...

[noorahmad]

i wish my mom was a live

[computerfox]

i'm sorry dude.

[noorahmad]

it is ok

[mobius4139]

computerfox, on 16 May, 2009 - 09:58 PM, said:

granted, but you get lost in the woods, get raped, then get cut up into millions of pieces...

Who'd rape a Wookie? That's just disturbing!

[Gloin]

noorahmad, on 17 May, 2009 - 06:25 AM, said:

i wish my mom was a live

Granted but instead your father dies.

I wish I pass all courses and exams this semester

[mobius4139]

granted but the schools network gets a Trojan that destroys all of their records and you are forced to start all over.

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a who looked good I would call her."


*explanation of the stupid song... um... I don't really like rap but I have this stupid song stuck in my head all day and I haven't heard it for years.

This post has been edited by mobius4139: 17 May 2009 - 07:21 PM

[noorahmad]

Gloin, on 18 May, 2009 - 02:32 AM, said:

noorahmad, on 17 May, 2009 - 06:25 AM, said:

i wish my mom was a live

Granted but instead your father dies.

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

Gloin, on 17 May, 2009 - 03:02 PM, said:

noorahmad, on 17 May, 2009 - 06:25 AM, said:

i wish my mom was a live

Granted but instead your father dies.

I wish I pass all courses and exams this semester

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you pass all your courses and exams with C's but both your parents die so they can't post your exams on the fridge.

I wish my computer was fixed

[Gloin]

It is but instead you have a screw loose..

I wish for rain so I can use my new galoshes.

This post has been edited by Gloin: 18 May 2009 - 04:05 AM

[J0K3R]

it rains. then a hurricane hits destroying your house along with your galoshes (whatever that is)

I wish I lived in the USA