[firebolt]

granted but you get deported back to Africa.

I wish for a win tomorrow.

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

granted but you lose every other game you play for the rest of your life

i wish for finals to be over

[firebolt]

It probably has.

I wish for trust.

[hawkysu]

No.

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

hawkysu, on 20 May, 2009 - 02:46 PM, said:

No.

Yes.

I wish for Java programming expertise.

[hawkysu]

you get it.. but no one ever sees your programs, and they don't believe you when you say it. They peg you for a liar and the programming community ignores you.

Now, please leave DIC. We don't want liars.




I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupted.

[searockruz]

granted, you make a stupid wish and then regret for your whole life

i wish i could be invincible

[eZACKe]

Granted, but you are sent to a distant planet in which you are the only inhabitant.

I wish I were a successful video game developer.

[searockruz]

granted, you get tempted in to making adult games and the court bans you from making games for the rest of your life : )

[hawkysu]

Hey, no wish



I wish the previous poster had a wish.

[searockruz]

hawkysu, on 10 Jun, 2009 - 09:29 PM, said:

Hey, no wish



I wish the previous poster had a wish.

granted
sorry, i really forgot to add one

i wish there would be some medicine , so that i stop forgetting things

[Project 2501]

You forget to pick it up at the pharmacy.

I wish my dream would not be corrupted.

[Gorian]

granted. Your dream of being raped by michael Jackson, a dog, and a doorknob all at the same time is not corrupted.

// a harsh corruption project, but I still like ya!

I wish for an authentic, folded carbon-steel katana, with my present ability to wield it (which is quite decent, though not compared to the Samurai). I also wish that Thelenesians would be zealous in the fulfillment of their oaths and fealty.

[abgorn]

Gorian, on 11 Jun, 2009 - 12:52 AM, said:

granted. Your dream of being raped by michael Jackson, a dog, and a doorknob all at the same time is not corrupted.

// a harsh corruption project, but I still like ya!

I wish for an authentic, folded carbon-steel katana, with my present ability to wield it (which is quite decent, though not compared to the Samurai). I also wish that Thelenesians would be zealous in the fulfillment of their oaths and fealty.

Granted, but it's brittle and broke with your first air swing test.

I wish for new speakers with the ability to call Satan.

[ShaneK]

Granted, but I missread and now you're calling some guy named Stan.

I wish I had the ability to fly faster than a speeding bullet.

Yours,
Shane~