[no2pencil]

Your wish was granted, but only moments after my roller skating accident where my head stopped my fall, thus crushing my brains. Goodbye looks & smarts.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[gabehabe]

How about an eternal slumber?
You die in your sleep.

I wish no2 didn't die, I still love him.

[OliveOyl3471]

Wish granted, but now he thinks you love him!

I wish Gabe would get promoted at work.

[Nykc]

Gabehabe get promoted at work and then falls and breaks his Coccyx and is forced to quit his job.

I wish I had more time.

[Noldona]

Edit: Dang, got snipped.

Granted, but your time becomes filled with meaningless tasks that you can't get out of.

I wish absynthe would answer my question on the other thread.

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[OliveOyl3471]

She answers, and then you get to know each other online and fall in love. Then you meet in person and find out she's really a guy who has been posting pics of his sister (who hates you) all this time.

I wish I hadn't lost my friend.

[Noldona]

That's just mean. And I have been nothing but nice to you. *fake cries*

Granted, but your friend's enemies also become yours.

I wish I has a magical wallet that would provide me with all the money I could ever need.

[OliveOyl3471]

Now you see why I lose all my friends!

Wish granted, but it's all Confederate money.

I wish the next poster is Gabehabe.

[Noldona]

Woohoo!!!! I'll be rich when the south rises again!

Granted, but he magically transforms into me.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[no2pencil]

Typical American dream, granted but then you become fat & lethargic. Eventually everyone hates you.

I wish I had me some coolaid!

[GWatt]

Granted, but it's Jones town coolaid.

I wish my C# class was more challenging and less like every other programming course I've ever taken.

[Noldona]

Granted, but it turns into an assembly class.

I wish I had a wish.

[gabehabe]

You just corrupted your own by wishing for one.

I wish to be as clever as baavgai and martyr2 combined, and still be able to use that intellect. I should still be able to speak. I should not die young because I am too clever. I should not get anything wrong with my brain from merging the brains of 2 others. I will still be able to program. I will still be an attractive young man. I will still have the use of all my limbs, and all of my senses.

[GWatt]

Granted, but while you're thinking about an infinite grid of ideal one ohm resistors, and the equivalent resistance between two given nodes, you walk onto the freeway where you are run over and splattered across the asphalt.

Either that or you wake up. Not sure sure which.


I wish that the next person correctly predicts my real wish.

[Noldona]

How about I don't and that corrupts your wish.

I wish either JDeveloper wasn't such a piece of crap or we could use a good software.