[gawdlike]

You did, but then you could not spell it so it was no use to you in this game.

I wish I really was 15 inches of pure man power.

[Gloin]

You are but a 3 year old girl confuses you with a lucky troll doll and nearly breaks your neck when trying to comb your hair. You're happy to survive.

I wish I could resist candy better

[gawdlike]

You can but then ice cream and energy drinks take over your life.

I wish I had all the hot ladies in the world living in my village, craving nothing but me.

[Gloin]

Granted, but they cook you over open fire and eat you the very first evening and after that they all come to me for dessert.

I wish I had some new perfume

[kewlkreator]

I'll give it to you but you spray it in your eyes and go blind.

I wish for programming knowlege

[gawdlike]

You get that, but just enough so that now you can write a hello world app in the language of your choice.

I wish I get laid tonight.

[Gloin]

Granted but seconds after you and the other guy manages to agree who's going to be the receiver you get too excited and withing seconds you're spent. Better luck next time.

I wish I had better tutoring skills.

[hawkysu]

You get better skills, but worse people. Now its just the same ol' thing.

I wish for something

[Sinnner]

I give you something, but no one has a clue what it is, so you're stuck with nothing!

I wish for World Peace!

[gawdlike]

You get it, but it isn't on earth.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the mornings.

[kewlkreator]

Granted but you get up so late you're fired.

I wish for a Mod badge

[Gloin]

You get it but no Mod privileges

I wish I had woke up earlier today.

[kewlkreator]

^ I knew that was coming
Wish granted but you get up so early you become pissed, shout at your boss and get fired.

I wish for a sleeker keyboard.

[gawdlike]

You get one, but without any way of connecting it to any computer.

I wish for nothing.

[Raynes]

You get nothing, and die from lack of sustenance.

I wish for a bigger Alter, to hold more of my Wicca related tools.