[kewlkreator]

I grant your wish but I dont know what the hell that is so you get nothing.

I wish for a bit more that peach fuzz

[paperclipmuffin]

You eat a peach stone. *thump*.

I wish I could beat the goddamn last race in NFSC

[raziel_]

Granted But on the final movie the game got bug and crash so you must start over and over again

i wish a have something to eat

[kewlkreator]

Fine. Then you get food poisoning and die.

I wish for VB.NET knowlege.

[5thWall]

Granted, but now the church of C# has officially taken power and that knowledge is forbidden. Have fun burning at the stake... heretic.

I wish to be hit by a bus and die a slow agonizing death...

[no2pencil]

Granted. However it was only moments after you found out that you had a twin brother whom was dying & could be saved only by being given one of your *now completely destroyed * kidneys. Oh, & you had won the lotto as well.

I wish that I had a nickle & two dimes.

[paperclipmuffin]

You do, but you spend them on lotto and then guess what? SPLAT. SCREECH. "Oh my fucking god, he's dead!"

Oh the irony.

I wish for a cookie with chocolate chips.

[ForcedSterilizationsForAll]

Granted. But you keep waiting for something bad to happen, but it doesn't happen for several years. By that time you've forgotten about the cookie, and wonder why you have a set of conjoined octoplets.


I wish for the next poster would get his head stuck in a vat of peanut butter and be anally raped by a pit bull.

[D. Koen]

Granted, but I get my head stuck in the peanut butter and eat my way out of it whereas your the one dat gets raped by the pit because you only specified who gets stuck in the peanut butter

I wish I was a God in a video game of my own design and the "can not be unbeatable" rule doesn't apply to me

This post has been edited by D. Koen: 19 August 2009 - 12:31 PM

[ForcedSterilizationsForAll]

Granted, but no one plays your game.

I wish people had better reading comprehension skills.

[MonkeyBoy2194]

Tough luck, we all have dyslexia...

I wish I had a monkey zoo

// I don't know if mine refers to reading compensation

[hawkysu]

You get one.... but you get locked in... and these are weremonkeys... and my brain isn't working...

YOU JUST DIE ALRIGHT???!!!!




I wish i could control time

[no2pencil]

Granted. But the 1st time you pause time you yourself become paused & can't unpause time. Stuck forever! Enjoy

I wish that I could get data off this hard drive.

[paperclipmuffin]

You put it all on a thumb drive. But you are walking over a bridge on the way home and "Oh shit!" PLOP.



I wish for a working laptop.

[no2pencil]

You come home to find a nice gift wrapped, working latptop. It's a 75mhz 486 running Windows 3.1 on-top of Dos 6.2

I wish that I had some more coffee.