[deer dance]

Granted, it's 17 days old.


I wish I could find a woman other than my computer to love me.

[Gloin]

Granted but it's a bot ran from someone elses server.

I wish I'd find some good music.

[MonkeyBoy2194]

You just find songs Slipknot and those strange type of bands

I wish I had a podI Touch

[wild494]

ok I give you your podI touch and it breaks once you touch it.




I wish I had a bigger harddrive.

[MonkeyBoy2194]

You get one, but bigger by size in length and width and is too big

I wish I could sing really high pitched

[Gloin]

Granted.. And all it cost you was your two testicles..

I wish I had a big cake

[MonkeyBoy2194]

You get one but there is a poison arrow frog inside that jumps on your

I wish I had Wolverine claws.

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[Gloin]

Granted, unfortunately you also have a terrible rash in your face and it itches like hell..

I wish I had a large whiskey right now.

[wild494]

Granted but it's full of maggots.




I wish I had magic powers.

[dr_spitfire]

granted... you now magically delete your entire hard drive any time you use a verb in written, typed, signed, or spoken word...

I wish for more pepsi... //running low

[5thWall]

Granted you have more Pepsi... lots more. So much in fact it floods your home before gushing out into the street. It's gotten everywhere, and as it evaporates it leaves a thick sticky coat. Everything you have is ruined, and your insurance refuses to cover a "freak Pepsi accident." The sticky mess is starting to attract bugs, especially ants. So many ants...

I wish I could decide what laptop to buy.

[wild494]

Granted, you buy all the pieces to build your dream computer only for you to find out that all the pieces were left out in the rain the day before there for blowing up your computer when you try to plug it in.



I wish I had a brownie.

[no2pencil]

Granted.

But they were special brownies & you do a 5 to 10 month stretch in the county.

I wish I could get some more sleep.

[OliveOyl3471]

Granted. But you must sleep in Neo's bed.

I wish I could know Java already!

[paperclipmuffin]

Granted. Java goes out of use, replaced by, umm, ahh, Cobra#?

I WISH FOR SOME MORE ORANGE JUICE